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Tweak says, "el pollo loco"

Pamela Swynford De Beaufort (iamnotahooker) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2012-07-19 21:49:00

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damon salvatore, daryl dixon, jeremy gilbert, lois lane, pamela swynford de beaufort, peter vincent, tom judge

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Why the fuck am I in fucking Kansas? I have shit to do and no god damn time for this bullshit!

And why the fuck can't I reach Ginger's phone?

~~Fucking Sookie, what did she do now? This is the last time I do that fairy a fucking favor!~~

I'm in a god damn walmart sweat suit meant for an old lady that can't see an inch in front of her god damned nose. If I don't get some answers soon I will personally eat and kill anyone involved and I'll like it. It'll be therapeutic. You don't want to test me, so someone better get to talking before I have to do something that you're going to regret. I'm already pissed off. Trust me, you don't want to make it worse on yourself.

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	thatlanewit 2012-07-20 02:55 am UTC (link)
	Why are you in that sweat suit in the first place? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	iamnotahooker 2012-07-20 03:00 am UTC (link)
	Because I don't go to ground in designer clothes. Especially not when making a new vampire. That'd just be a waste. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatlanewit 2012-07-20 03:04 am UTC (link)
	Ever tried pajamas? They make cute ones. Are you a vervain vamp, Dracula-ish, or a new breed? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamnotahooker 2012-07-20 03:16 am UTC (link)
	I don't wear those either. The sweats were the only thing available at the time, unfortunately. What the fuck is vervain? And last I checked there weren't breeds of vampire. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatlanewit 2012-07-20 03:18 am UTC (link)
	It's a plant. Keeps some vampires away. Welcome to the crazy world where all different types of vampires can arrive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamnotahooker 2012-07-20 03:38 am UTC (link)
	It's got a stupid name. And I'm not a vampire like any of the types here, apparently. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatlanewit 2012-07-20 03:48 am UTC (link)
	Can't argue with that. You might want to know that if you go around killing people, there will be plenty of others going after you to drive a stake through your heart. ~~If that even works.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamnotahooker 2012-07-20 04:23 am UTC (link)
	Oh humans, you all think your threats are so scary. I don't plan on killing anyone, it's so messy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatlanewit 2012-07-20 04:36 am UTC (link)
	It wasn't a threat. More friendly information. Then I'm sure you'll be fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamnotahooker 2012-07-20 04:39 am UTC (link)
	Might want to re-evaluate your delivery of friendly information, then. Oh, I'm always fine, sweetheart. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatlanewit 2012-07-20 04:40 am UTC (link)
	I get that a lot. How long have you been a vampire? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamnotahooker 2012-07-20 04:45 am UTC (link)
	Might want to take advantage of some constructive criticism next time, then. Oh, about 140 years, give or take a few. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatlanewit 2012-07-20 04:49 am UTC (link)
	I'll consider it. You don't sparkle in the sunlight, do you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamnotahooker 2012-07-20 05:00 am UTC (link)
	Is this a fucking joke? Of course I don't sparkle in the god damn sunlight are you on crack? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatlanewit 2012-07-20 05:02 am UTC (link)
	No, just eliminating possibilities. No vervain, no sparkling. What does the name Lestat mean to you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamnotahooker 2012-07-20 05:09 am UTC (link)
	Lestat means I'm getting a little tired of twenty one questions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatlanewit 2012-07-20 05:12 am UTC (link)
	It was worth a shot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamnotahooker 2012-07-20 05:15 am UTC (link)
	A bad shot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatlanewit 2012-07-20 05:16 am UTC (link)
	I don't know about that. I got some of the information I wanted. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamnotahooker 2012-07-20 11:49 am UTC (link)
	You got what I was willing to tell you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatlanewit 2012-07-20 06:56 pm UTC (link)
	That'd be true if I only read what you personally told me ~~and what kind of reporter would I be if I did that~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamnotahooker 2012-07-20 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	And I'd be a fucking idiot if I said anything more than what I was willing to let out to any of you. Cute, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatlanewit 2012-07-20 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	It's amazing what people let slip when they don't even realize they're doing it. Especially with the power of google to search odd names and phrases. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamnotahooker 2012-07-21 02:37 am UTC (link)
	Adorable, you think you're some sort of super fucking sleuth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatlanewit 2012-07-21 02:41 am UTC (link)
	Something like that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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