War Is Coming Communications.

...That's what I get for not even checking my phone for about a week, well I won't have to go in to work any time soon at least. Anyone looking for a personal trainer, you're S.O.L. Sorry.

After a few weeks of delay, I'd like to finally announce that my company will be opening here in Lawrence on Monday, July 23 at [address]. For those who aren't familiar with Queen Industries, we're one of the leading corporations in technology in the world. Or at least, we are where I'm actually from. Hopefully things will go as well here. So if anyone's in need of work, there are plenty of opportunities. If you have questions or are looking for employment, please contact either myself or Chloe Sullivan.

[Filtered; Legolas]
The air is difficult to breathe in this place. But, it is a small complaint. How fare you?

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[filtered against evil]
Forgive my recent silence, friends. Lawrence of Kansas America has required time to learn of the oddities.

I would like to meet many of you, particularly those learned in lore of Lucifer and his demons. It is necessary that we learn all that we can of our enemies before we may hope to create an alliance against them.

There is a house of books, a library I believe it is called in the tongues of men. I will begin the search there.



Additionally, how would you explain the functions of the mechanic birds in the sky?

So, catching up on news and stuff I missed is kind of time consuming.

Plus, you know. Catching up on the TV that I went without for freaking ever. And video games. And awesome things like food and couches. I've got a list of priorities.

[Sam & Dean]
I might not have said it very well the other day, but I really am sorry to hear about your mom.

>>I'm trying to organize a get-together of sorts. Are you busy sunday?

I know there was mention of checking on Emma today and I was wondering if someone was able to reach her? I found someone who just showed up and he is from her world at the library. His name is Henry Mills. Between everyone filtering against her and

[Emma]

I do not know if you are checking the boards or why people have been filtering against you or if you are okay. I hope you are. I found a ten year old at the library today named Henry Mills and he said that you would know him? And that you would know it was him because of Operation Cobra.

So first off, has anyone seen a big guy in a suit of armor running around? He’s kind of hard to miss.

And secondly?

WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR DRAGGING ME HERE, YOU BETTER HIDE, YOU BASTARD!!! I’M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS SO DAMN HARD! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU’RE MESSING WITH, DAMMIT! I’M GONNA SHOVE MY FIST SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROAT, YOU’LL HAVE TO STICK YOUR TOOTHBRUSH UP YOUR ASS TO BRUSH YOUR DAMNED TEETH!

Why the fuck am I in fucking Kansas? I have shit to do and no god damn time for this bullshit!

And why the fuck can't I reach Ginger's phone?

Fucking Sookie, what did she do now? This is the last time I do that fairy a fucking favor!

I'm in a god damn walmart sweat suit meant for an old lady that can't see an inch in front of her god damned nose. If I don't get some answers soon I will personally eat and kill anyone involved and I'll like it. It'll be therapeutic. You don't want to test me, so someone better get to talking before I have to do something that you're going to regret. I'm already pissed off. Trust me, you don't want to make it worse on yourself.

Jesus, seal! You think you took long enough showing up again?

Anyway, you guys miss me?

[Clark]
Hey, so...you were dating that Darcy chick back when she had her kids right? Do you know when her friends threw her a baby shower? It's just I really wanna do one for Jess, but I've never had a pregnant friend before now and I have no idea...and this is Lawrence so shit gets crazy and I have a feeling just going by what it says online is kinda asking for something to go horribly awry, ya know?

[Lois]
...douche. He's hot, nice pick. No expectations, but we're going for coffee on Wednesday after work.

[Jess]
Hey. You. I have something for you.

So. A few "days" ago I blinked and ended up in alternate-universe land where everyone thought I was a vampire. (I'm not, by the way.) Then a few "minutes" ago I blinked and I was back here, but it's now July and hot as fuck instead of September when it was cooling off. Someone want to tell me what just happened?