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Pamela Swynford De Beaufort (iamnotahooker) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2012-07-19 21:49:00

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damon salvatore, daryl dixon, jeremy gilbert, lois lane, pamela swynford de beaufort, peter vincent, tom judge

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Why the fuck am I in fucking Kansas? I have shit to do and no god damn time for this bullshit!

And why the fuck can't I reach Ginger's phone?

~~Fucking Sookie, what did she do now? This is the last time I do that fairy a fucking favor!~~

I'm in a god damn walmart sweat suit meant for an old lady that can't see an inch in front of her god damned nose. If I don't get some answers soon I will personally eat and kill anyone involved and I'll like it. It'll be therapeutic. You don't want to test me, so someone better get to talking before I have to do something that you're going to regret. I'm already pissed off. Trust me, you don't want to make it worse on yourself.

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	iamnotahooker 2012-07-20 02:52 am UTC (link)
	Then I wouldn't make the statement you've dealt with the worst, cupcake. You don't know them all. You must be one of those fictional people here because in my hundred something years I've never heard of a hybrid vampire. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theyalwaysdie 2012-07-20 02:56 am UTC (link)
	I know enough. Don't think I am actually. But they exist in the world I come from. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamnotahooker 2012-07-20 03:09 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure you think you do. Really because the idea of a hybrid vampire is pretty laughable and something I think would only come in some dumbass movie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theyalwaysdie 2012-07-20 09:42 am UTC (link)
	There's nothing laughable about a vampire-werewolf hybrid that's all but impossible to kill. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamnotahooker 2012-07-20 11:38 am UTC (link)
	A werewolf and vampire hybrid. That's the funniest thing I've heard in the last fucking century considering they don't exist in the real world. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theyalwaysdie 2012-07-20 11:42 am UTC (link)
	Maybe not in your world. But they do in mine. And they are anything but funny. If you met one you'd be wise to be afraid Vamp. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamnotahooker 2012-07-20 11:45 am UTC (link)
	Well, your world is a parody of others, obviously and we are not in you world, so excuse me while I laugh, cupcake. And I know you think you're cool, maybe even a little dangerous, and somewhat knowledgeable about vampires, but don't fucking call me 'Vamp'. It's ridiculously stupid. It's Pam. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theyalwaysdie 2012-07-20 11:47 am UTC (link)
	Whatever. ~~I'm getting off now before Elena freaking kills me~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

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