War Is Coming Communications.

Emily's been saying oooblah for the last ten minutes and pointing dramatically.

I have no idea what oooblah is but it seems vital.

[FILTERED TO KENZI]

How you feeling, with Hale being here and all that?

[FILTERED TO BO DENNIS]

I want to maul that pirate.

How are you? You know any time you need to feed, I'm here, right?

[FILTERED TO MERCY THOMPSON]

Haven't spoken in a while, what you up to?

[FILTERED TO VEX]

You're being quiet, I find this suspicious. Are you okay?

[FILTERED TO HALE SANTIAGO]

So how are you adapting to being here now?

[Martha]

>> So I say contractions, you say...?

[Molly]

>> I'm not sure
>> But I'm pretty sure I'm in labour
>> In case you were interested!

[John]

>> I don't even know if you care but
>> Just in case you wanted to
>> Telling you is probably the right thing to
(text not sent)

>> Mary's in labour. I know this isn't your daughter but she is your daughter, too.
>> I know you don't particularly want either of us here, and I accept this, but please. Be there for her.
>> Mary needs you, especially now.

[OOC: Backdated to a half hour after Mary texts Molly]

this party is awesome. stefna got a dvance form ta dude ankd thqis drink tghat kol gave me takes likne...like purple. a stripper gave me la lapdance, i gaev her $100, but she wouldn't go away. kol laughed so i told her kol was impotent. siiiiiiiiiisters. take care ogf tghe tiny brother with your evlsi, okay?

Hey Lawrence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My brother, is getting married in a few weeks, and I'm his Best Man!  He is the best brother a vampire could ask for.  And I managed to get him drunk enough to sit through a lap dance from a male stripper, courtesy of Kol.

Oi, Mikaelson!  Best idea ever!  That was hilarious!

Also!  We need a teleporter!  Any volunteers?