War Is Coming Communications.

How are you settling in?

Waking up in Kansas was not what I expected after an oxycodone and bourbon cocktail. I wasn't expecting to wake up at all. Not that waking up in strange places is completely unheard of for me, but Kansas, really? Even in a drug and alcohol induced haze, I don't think I'd make such a ridiculous life decision, which is why I've decided the most likely situation is, I'm hallucinating, but the delusional coffehouse girl says all my answers will be found here. I doubt it, but I have nothing better to do, I mean, who does? It's Kansas. So here I am.

Did you have fun the other night? I know I did...

Ha, I'm one of this list's 21 Things You Won't Be Able to Stop Staring At. I'm awesome.

[Filtered to interested parties]
Claud and I wanna do another D&D night. Any takers? Looks like Chad the comic book store dude is free to DM tomorrow night or Wednesday night unless someone else wants to give it a whirl...?

[Britt]
You're coming, right?

[H.G.]
You should come again, it was fun!

Well...that was interesting. Are all of the parties here like that...? At least no one was sticking fingers down their throats to make room for more food

[Joffrey]
I'm sorry for last night. It's just...well, I suppose you know by now. Stay away from her or next time Still, I wasn't at my best, so I apologize.

Bored. Anybody wanna hang out today?

[Filtered to Ron]
Question: Hypothetically, if I was still interested in playing Quidditch, you know that spell Hermione put on Harry's glasses so he could see in the rain? Again, hypothetically...you think it'd work on a whole person...? So, you know, I could play in the rain and not turn into a mermaid on my broom stick? Just a thought.

[Text to Jimmy]
» Bad news, Jimmybot...found the episode of my show with the wish-granting.
» I would need Cleo and Emma to pull it off, I'm really sorry :(
» But you seem like you're doing pretty okay now with Princess Red and all, right?

I wanna go home. It sucks here. I want my mom and Cody. But Galen's the best here so I'll be okay I guess. For a little while.

[Galen]
Detective Juliet just...left me with some lady I never even talked to! I'd rather be with you :( At least you talk to me first. She's nice and stuff but...she never even said hi to me before and now I'm supposed to just live with her like she's my mom or something and I don't like it.

I found Gabrielle late last night or I'd have woken you up, but she's gonna take my room for a while. I think something's wrong with her. I'll just take the couch.

So...that kid Astor asked to stay with me I guess because she feels more comfortable given we've talked. I suppose I can give it my best shot, though I might ask for help...

[Gaia]
This will probably mean no more coming over anytime you want. I hope you don't mind?

[Mara]
I've never taken care of anything before and...I'm pretty much, as they say here, freaking out. What if I do something wrong or hurt her?

I suppose I should

I'm not really certain on what to say, so hi. I'm Gabrielle and just arrived last night. I know the basic situation, so if I can help, I will. Just don't make me ki

So, this Galen bloke. Is he a good person to watch over a kid? Idiot didn't even know what stability is.

[Filtered to Wes]
What would be the chances of you actually not minding seeing me?

I don't understand why people are so obsessed with us that they put us on soda cans. It's ridiculous.