War Is Coming Communications.

Head's up. Evil Genius Moriarty Guy Here. It'd be a good idea that you don't talk to him as much as possible.

I'm getting why there's only supposed to be one Slayer at a time. I really feel like punch stabbi

I can't believe I am going to say this, but do you think you could help me? You're used to operating outside of the law, I'm not. What I do isn't legal here and let's not get me started on how idiotic that is and I need a way to make money.

( Check this out at your own risk, dudes, I'm a kid, so don't laugh. )

I think it's funny, it sounds like something I'd say if I knew what a sonnet was.

So....what's a sonnet? And that dude is Shakespeare or something like that right?

Free ponies for everyone? Mandatory toothbrush laws? Zombies and magical dust that turns people gay? All right. He's got my vote.

Upon researching more about him, I discovered that he is campaigning for zombie apocalypse awareness. Seriously. This is who we need.

I'm throwing a surprise birthday party for Dean and Jessica at my house tomorrow night. I want it to be fun and big and wild, since I think they could use that right now, so feel free to come by and celebrate with us.

My house is [address] and the party is at seven.

(Filtered to people close with Dean & Jess)
Any idea on how to avoid making all this entirely obvious to them or should we just roll with it?

I was thinking we could throw them some sort of fluke birthday party beforehand, or just completely refuse to acknowledge that it's their birthday at all. That way they'll think we've forgotten or something.


[ooc: THIS POST IS BACKDATED TO LAST NIGHT - I have a hard time remembering real life birthdays for my siblings, let alone fictional ones for Sammy here! So, um. Oops? *Evil filter includes the standard edition (Lucifer & any demons Sam knows of specifically), along with Joker, Moriarty, and Katherine.]

Using spikes in this movie to derail a train. That's cute. Amateurs.

[filtered TO Evil sans Lucifer]
Just maybe Earth won't be so boring this time around. I might be lookin to get a leg up on anything interesting that may need transporting or selling, or otherwise gettin made to disappear. Name is Malcolm Reynolds. Former Captain of Serenity. Pretty good at making things disappear. For a price.

Now that I've been here for a while, I wanted to say thank you for your generosity and hospitality. Adjusting to such a change in location would have been incredibly difficult without such assistance, and I'm truly grateful. If there is anything I can do to assist in future please let me know.

However I'll be moving out of the complex over the next few days, as the nature of my employment[link *] requires a little more privacy.

I'm not an opera singer, or a jewel thief, or a private detective, or any of the various professions that this universe has kindly provided me. Or the mother of the Virgin Sherlocks child, thank you very mu None the less, if you wish to avail of the services I do offer, please feel free to contact me.



*(OOC: The link is to a newly constructed website for The Woman, advertising her dominatrix services. It's a lot more refined than similar sites (absolutely no PVC) - the front page would be along these lines. The text is minimal and leans towards the more psychological side of domination, rather than describing physical possibilities, and there's no actual nudity in any of the photos)