War Is Coming Communications.

Hey, hey! How's everyone doing? I'm thinking about baking some cookies today! I'll probably burn them, but it'll be fun to try! Does anyone want to join me? Maybe if someone who doesn't suck at baking cookies helped me, they won't end up all burned when we're finished!

I'm going to kill you all and it's going to be so much fun.

I know we still got an afternoon left of trainin but I can't stay. I need to go back now.

Filtered to Karl and Paige]
I don't ask for much from no one. But somethin ain't right with Simon. Ain't like it's ever been completly right. But I've got this feelin I need some extra eyes on River till I can get back from Bobbys.

[Babs]
to be safe I want you to keep an extra eye on River too. I've asked Karl and Paige but somethin tells me it ain't enough.

Hate to do it, but going to have to suspend boot camp for a while, group 3, you're still on the roster, and you'll be the first to know when I get it started again.

Hello all, I have a patient at the clinic who requires monitoring but doesn't wish to go to the hospital for his own reasons so I've volunteered to stay here for awhile with him. For that reason I won't be back at the complex for a couple days. If anyone needs anything medical-related and Dr. Jones isn't available feel free to stop by [address]. Sorry about this River but I trust you'll be alright for a short while and you can always come down here and see me if you need to.

Jacen, is everything okay? You feel wrong off different. Dark. Please don't be going back to

I got lost on my way to Cheerios practice. Does anyone know where the Cheerios in Kansas are? I can just practice with them?

Also, how do you turn on this computer?

Situation normal; all functions are within desired parameters. Please ignore earlier distress signals.

I get confused sometimes. There’s holes in my brain and things fall out and they don’t make any sense. Like square pegs in round holes. Monkeys typing Shakespeare. Shouldn’t try to read anything into them.

No smoke without fire, is that what they say? Nothing’s burning here. No need to worry, Captain.

It's just a glitch.

I’m sorry if I scared anyone.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.