Situation normal; all functions are within desired parameters. Please ignore earlier distress signals.
I get confused sometimes. There’s holes in my brain and things fall out and they don’t make any sense. Like square pegs in round holes. Monkeys typing Shakespeare. Shouldn’t try to read anything into them.
No smoke without fire, is that what they say? Nothing’s burning here. No need to worry, Captain.
It's just a glitch.
I’m sorry if I scared anyone.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.