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Ser Jaime Lannister keeps it in the family (feltlikejustice) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2011-06-22 17:08:00

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I've heard you're here too brother. In fact you'll be pleased to know I was asked was I Tyrion's brother.

Are you in this 'complex' too?

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	lannisterspare 2011-06-22 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	What a charming turn of phrase you have, brother. Really? It seems my experience has been quite the opposite. The women cannot be polite enough. One even attempted to apologise for every slight against dwarves ever enacted. It's truly extraordinary. Would you be awfully upset if I said 'Vegas'? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feltlikejustice 2011-06-22 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	Well am I wrong? Some of them, perhaps except the one I mistook for a whore. Not upset. Or surprised. You're very much set on this in spite of our lack of money aren't you. Incidently, lack of money. I've never said that before. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lannisterspare 2011-06-22 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	Did I suggest that you were? Clearly I simply associate with a better, if slightly less fun, class of people. We should trade. Yes, well, that. It's unnatural, is what it is. Can you imagine what our father would say if he knew we were penniless? How on earth is one supposed to cope without the stuff? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feltlikejustice 2011-06-22 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	I suppose you didn't. We've been here a day. I'm not sure how we've wound up associating with different classes of people. I'm mostly imagining what he'll say with neither of us there. He won't take it well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lannisterspare 2011-06-22 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	"Suppose" nothing. It is probably more by luck than judgement; I have always been lucky when it comes to finding interesting companions, and you no doubt showed impeccable judgement and didn't threaten anyone with your wrath when you arrived, correct? Your absence? No. Probably not. I doubt he will notice I am missing long enough to count it a stroke of luck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feltlikejustice 2011-06-22 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't threaten anyone actually. Well, I apparently threatened a metal thing someone was travelling in, but it was all explained in time. You're still his son Tyrion. We weren't just going to leave you in that Stark woman's captivity (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lannisterspare 2011-06-23 11:41 am UTC (link)
	Which is to say that you were planning a suitably foolhardy and daring rescue attempt and he was going along with it to save face. Regardless, it doesn't really matter now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feltlikejustice 2011-06-23 03:34 pm UTC (link)
	I suppose it doesn't matter now, no. I did fight Ned Stark on your behalf? Which was fun until one of my guards decided to dishonour the fight. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lannisterspare 2011-06-23 04:20 pm UTC (link)
	Which isn't to say I'm not grateful, you know. Staying with that ghastly Lysa was enough to get me thanking those gods neither of us believe in that you had the good sense not to marry the woman, and you know how outbreaks of devotion make me itch. I trust you had the good sense to stop short of making Catelyn a widow as well as a nursemaid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feltlikejustice 2011-06-23 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	Oh don't remind me. That would have been....messy. Lucky the Kingsguard proved a more attractive prospect. Of course. I mearly wanted to prove a point. Killing Ned Stark would start a War with the North that none of us need or want right now. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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