Well, I guess I owe my dad an apology.
Turns out learning Latin
wasn't a total waste of time after all.
I ended up in Pompeii. Fucking Pompeii, man.
Trip for time travelers? Bring candy bars. Surprisingly versatile as a bartering system.
Mission accomplished. I feel
so much better now.
But now I just wanna cuddle. Anyone wanna come cuddle?