wafflehouseic

Who: Magnus Chase and OPEN
What: Magnus (and his sword) are 'working'
When: Friday
Where: Library
Rating: Low

( Book Kabob )

I'm pretty sure I need to stop eating my weight in waffles and get a job.

Also, I need a job so I can go to the gym.

And afford to buy some form of fruit and/or vegetable.

Who: Magnus Chase and OPEN
What: Magnus (and his sword) explore
When: Monday
Where: Around the floors
Rating: Low

( A demigod and his sword )

I [...] This doesn't look familiar to me in the least.

Is this a future?

Sooooooooooooooooooooo, either Hotel Valhalla had a renovation or I fell through into another realm. But there are waffles so I'm not sure how upset I am.

Suddenly, wherever you might have been doing before this moment, you find yourself at a Waffle House restaurant, sitting in a booth, with a waitress asking for your order. You'd best give it to her, and when you do, she smiles and before she goes to get your food she hands you a short pamphlet, a key to your new apartment, and a new cell phone. The cell phone is a good thing to have since any other electronics you have will no longer work. (This does not apply to any electronics that may keep you alive or functioning, simply those that might give you contact to your previous world). The pamphlet contains a map of the Waffle House and its many hidden floors, a short statement that you are no longer in your universe and a declaration that there is no way back. It also states that if you choose to leave the Waffle House, you will not be returned home but you will find yourself in another dimension for no less than five hours. No matter how many questions you may ask of the waitress, this is all the information you will receive...unless, of course, you ask about the food.