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If I was a drag king my name would totally be Luigi Bored.

That's all.

Listening to Nicki Minaj's Anaconda this morning I was struck by an existential crisis..


What if my ass too flat?

Who: Steve Rogers and Sophia
What: Steve's first day at work
Where: The Tea Shop
When: Thursday 1st April
Warnings: low/none

( *********** )

So it turns out that buttons are a lot of work when you only have one hand.

Fuck these little bitches, I'm done playing their mind games.

Dress shopping it is.

[Filtered to Klaus

How are you feeling? Do you need me to bring you anything?

Who: Logan and Clay
What: catching up/clearing the air
Where: Logan's
When: fore dated to Mon. evening
Warnings: should be low. possible language


( You can't wake up/This is not a dream )

Who: Logan and Klaus
What: Klaus has something to tell Logan/Logan is checking on him.
Where: Klaus's
When: Sunday evening
Warnings: language/will update and lock as necessary
Status: closed/in progress

( Can't help feeling like I'm due for a miracle )

Who: Klaus and Sophia
What: Hanging out while she's at work.
Where: Tea shop
When: Sunday 28th March
Warnings: Mentions of violence/injury, mentions of drug use.

( This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time )

Chicago's boring without Al around.

I'll be back when it's done.

So I went out of the Waffle House and I seriously had the shit kicked out of me by three werewolves super strong assholes.

They broke my arm, and I feel like a truck hit me so I'm in for observation at the clinic, but I'm being treated like a princess here, so it could be worse.

[Filtered to Five]
Klaus is in the clinic. He went to my world and some mutt wolves beat the shit out of him.

[Filtered to Clay and Elena]
One of the mutts took out a chunk of Klaus’s shoulder. I have no idea if saliva got in or not. What should we do? We don’t have a cage here.

Who: Logan and Klaus
What: Logan yells at Kluas?
Where: the clinic
When: Sat. morning
Warnings: language? Will updated if needed
Status: closed/in progress/

( We can never crash cuz we're already wrecked )

[Filtered to Kluas]

Why, exactly, did my Pack brother bring you to the clinic? And smell mutts on you?

What the fuck happened?

[Logan]
Someone came into the Waffle House messed up by mutts. He had your scent on him. Should we not have helped him survive?

Who: Klaus + Open
What: Werewolf attack aftermath
Where: Otherworld's Bear Valley, then the Waffle House Diner doors.
When: Friday 26th March, night
Warnings: Injury detail, violence.

( Klaus' no good, very bad day )

[Filtered away from Logan]

I'm the worst, piece of shit, garbage person in the world.

I went outside.

Ended up in Canada, in the future!


No flying cars yet, but they tried to charge me twenty bucks for a pizza. I know that's Canadian but even so... what the hell is going on in the future?

[Filtered to Melissa]

Two of my Pack mates, Elena (my best friend) and Clay showed up here. Elena might come look for you, because I mentioned the haunted hotel.

I didn’t say anything about your connection to werewolves or Scott, though, because that’s not my story to tell.

Here we go again.

I don't remember a Waffle House in Madison Valley.

So where am I now?

This place has a sick sense of humor. Yeah, of course let's put the guy who needs a walking stick on the ninth floor. Makes perfect sense.