wafflehouseic

Wow, this is bullshit. This is actually bullshit.

I'm tired of trading in worlds for another and ending up stuck there, so I'll take one return trip to the SHIELD heli-carrier stat, thank you very much.

Seriously. Unless the other Next Avengers are here, you probably don't need me and I was this close to beating the guard's score in Super Mario Bros.

I don't know what kind of game this is or who's playing it with me, but I gotta get back to New Jersey.

I'm part of this special project, and I cannot be going AWOL!

Who do I have to talk to to get this straightened out?

What is going on?! I can NOT be here! I have a daughter at home who just lost her father! Someone get me back! NOW!

Who: Logan and Bruce
What: Food.
Where: Waffle House
When: Sat late morning
Warnings: low. Possible language
Status:closed and in progress

( Mountains of waffles )

Well, this is new.

Melissa? Natasha? Tony?

Anyone who knows me or was in a haunted hotel that occasionally traveled through time and space before finding themselves here?

Suddenly, wherever you might have been doing before this moment, you find yourself at a Waffle House restaurant, sitting in a booth, with a waitress asking for your order. You'd best give it to her, and when you do, she smiles and before she goes to get your food she hands you a short pamphlet, a key to your new apartment, and a new cell phone. The cell phone is a good thing to have since any other electronics you have will no longer work. (This does not apply to any electronics that may keep you alive or functioning, simply those that might give you contact to your previous world). The pamphlet contains a map of the Waffle House and its many hidden floors, a short statement that you are no longer in your universe and a declaration that there is no way back. It also states that if you choose to leave the Waffle House, you will not be returned home but you will find yourself in another dimension for no less than five hours. No matter how many questions you may ask of the waitress, this is all the information you will receive...unless, of course, you ask about the food.