Characters needing evening threads, in order of severity of their injuries:
1. L- Currently has a shovel lodged in his side. He was discovered by Jean (who is concussed, burned, and otherwise battered up) and he is very scared and very aware that he might die. I'd advertise for cheering and cuddles, but honestly, he just wants a doctor, Laura, and a whole lot of morphine.
2. Rorschach- Has a concussion and cuts and bruises. He's currently threading with Merope at the clock tower, but by this evening he'll have carried Merope to the gym and then collapsed in a random place.
3. Edward- One of his legs broke off in the theater. Gambit was hanging onto it, last time I checked, but he's pretty cheerful about the whole thing. Anyone skilled with medicine or machinery could probably get it back on for him.
4. Derek Zoolander- He has suffered an acute broken nail and some incidental trauma. He needs a manicure immediately. Or just to whine for one until someone bitch-slaps him.