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Crowley (wileyserpent) wrote in valloic,
@ 2020-12-01 09:03:00

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!: network post, god of war: kratos, ₴ inactive: marina andrieski, ₴ inactive: molly hayes

Did I oversleep again and miss the bloody Nativity celebration?

Is this a normal reaction to Noël? S'feels like 've awakened in the midst of a Fortnum & Mason window display...

[Aziraphale]

What in cursssed Hellfires name happened here?

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	wileyserpent 2020-12-01 04:39 pm UTC (link)
	Nearly tangled me to discorporation, it did! You won't be so much as laughing once it comes after you next, my dearest little Hellspawn! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mollificent 2020-12-01 04:41 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think it'll come after me, cause I'm super cute. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wileyserpent 2020-12-01 05:04 pm UTC (link)
	I can't bloody well disagree with your reasoning. Still, better sleep with one eye open. Krampus enjoys the spunky cute ones. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mollificent 2020-12-01 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	Of course you can't. I'm SUPER COOL! It's okay. I could fight him! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wileyserpent 2020-12-01 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, yes... I haven't misremembered. Are you sure you're only just a wee child? I'd be intrigued to see this, 've you been practicing on your American Captain or whatever it was? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mollificent 2020-12-02 12:14 am UTC (link)
	Um. Yeah. I'm pretty sure. But technically, I'm a teenager. Ugh. He's on probation, but I still don't trust him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wileyserpent 2020-12-02 12:38 am UTC (link)
	Er, my mistake. I have never been very good at the whole early stages of aging. Never had that experience m'self. Never met him, but I'll take your word for it. You're a perceptive being after all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mollificent 2020-12-02 12:54 am UTC (link)
	It's okay. The Captain America I knew sent people after us and also forced us into foster care after we sort of had to explode our own parents when they tried to kill us. I don't know if I'll ever trust any Captain America. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wileyserpent 2020-12-02 01:14 am UTC (link)
	Er whoopsie. That's a tough break, kiddo. Sorry, you had to discorporate your parents. Couldn't been easy to deal with. You don't have to trust any of them, if you don't fancy to. Besides, take it from me, trust takes performance. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mollificent 2020-12-02 01:25 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. It's super lame. But they were sacrificing teenagers to weird gods. Which is not good. Yeah. Pretty much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wileyserpent 2020-12-02 02:33 am UTC (link)
	Oof. Certainly don't need any of that. You are well beyond your corporeal years, Hellspawn. No matter, don't get a chip on your shoulder and just keep punching. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mollificent 2020-12-02 02:42 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. We've been through a lot since I was 11. I do like punching. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wileyserpent 2020-12-02 02:59 am UTC (link)
	'S like an eternal season for you. Things at least have slowed down, yeah? Attagirl! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mollificent 2020-12-02 03:10 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. Since being here, it's been fine. Except my friends aren't here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wileyserpent 2020-12-02 03:50 am UTC (link)
	Ah- A fair contention. Of course, you have new friends? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mollificent 2020-12-02 03:52 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, but they're not the ones from home. So it's not exactly the same. But they're still cool. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wileyserpent 2020-12-02 04:26 am UTC (link)
	Unfortunately, accurate as well... Er- Mayhaps the wintertime will warm with something familiar for you. This place seems irregular enough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mollificent 2020-12-02 04:31 am UTC (link)
	Maybe. I hope so anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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