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serefin "tranavia's greatest idiot" meleski (meleski) wrote in valloic,
@ 2020-09-03 18:39:00

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Does anyone have proclivities toward fire? I need to burn down a building in the forest.

	wedobones 2020-09-04 02:58 am UTC (link)
	Oh, do I ever. Don’t have any fire abilities, but I’ve got several dirty limericks I can recite over the smoking ashes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	meleski 2020-09-04 03:03 am UTC (link)
	That is truly what we were missing this evening: dirty limericks. Perhaps you can say a few before we start too, to lead us into the evening in style. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

wedobones
2020-09-04 03:16 am UTC (link)

There once was a harlot from Kew
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin
“If they pay to get in,
They’ll pay to get out of it, too.”

Does that work? Too classy?

	meleski 2020-09-04 03:31 am UTC (link)
	You have a real talent. Has anyone ever told you that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wedobones 2020-09-04 03:32 am UTC (link)
	I’ll see if I can come up with one for you, but no promises on the speed. May take a bit. Creativity of genius can’t be rushed, etc. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	meleski 2020-09-04 03:46 am UTC (link)
	We are trapped on a magical island in another universe. You have plenty of time and I have plenty of patience to wait. (Reply to this) (Parent)