InsaneJournal

Point of note: don't get eaten by a plant.

Second note: don't tell your littlest sister that your having been eaten by a plant is why she beat you at Birthday Laser Tag Shenanigans, because she will absolutely call you on your shit and roast you. Multiple times and rightfully so, certainly but also. I was eaten by a plant yesterday.

Gods, twelve. How did that happen? How is she going to be a teenager next year? This doesn't compute in my mind.