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Tweak says, "I am confusion"

vax'ildan 🗡️🗡️🗡️ (vax) wrote in valloic,
@ 2024-08-14 18:25:00

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!: network post, assassin's creed: jacob frye, critical role: vax'ildan, ₴ inactive: briar moss

Point of note: don't get eaten by a plant.

Second note: don't tell your littlest sister that your having been eaten by a plant is why she beat you at Birthday Laser Tag Shenanigans, because she will absolutely call you on your shit and roast you. Multiple times and rightfully so, certainly but also. I was eaten by a plant yesterday.

Gods, twelve. How did that happen? How is she going to be a teenager next year? This doesn't compute in my mind.

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	briarmoss 2024-08-14 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	Also would not recommend. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	vax 2024-08-15 01:19 am UTC (link)
	Really not an experience that requires repeating, yeah? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	briarmoss 2024-08-15 03:38 am UTC (link)
	I definitely don't appreciate being put in the hospital by a plant for the second time in less than six months. They're supposed to be on my side. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	runechild 2024-08-14 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	Honestly, a wonder. What a child. And even seemingly more impossible given that I haven't aged at all. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	vax 2024-08-15 01:20 am UTC (link)
	She's the best and should be reminded of it at all times. It is quite interesting how that works. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	runechild 2024-08-15 02:03 am UTC (link)
	It's true, and I can't speak further to it without getting emotional. Yes, it is! And we shall speak no further on this as well! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vax 2024-08-15 03:02 am UTC (link)
	Look at you, best brother-in-law. I wouldn't dream of it. Alright, I might dream of it. Maybe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	runechild 2024-08-15 03:09 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I lied, there I go. Again. There should be many more things you dream of, darling. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vax 2024-08-15 03:10 am UTC (link)
	Too easy. Might I get an itemized list? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	runechild 2024-08-15 03:27 am UTC (link)
	I may as well craft my own waterproof cosmetic line at this point. You may need it in your sage age. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vax 2024-08-15 03:31 am UTC (link)
	Let me know if you need an eyeliner tester. I've always got a dagger within reach to apply it. You say such things in my hour of need? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	runechild 2024-08-15 02:57 pm UTC (link)
	You say such things in my hour of need? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	secondumbrella 2024-08-14 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	Blah blah blah I was eaten by a plant blah blah blah I was eaten by a kraken blah blah blah I went up a dragon's ass. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	vax 2024-08-15 01:21 am UTC (link)
	Indeed, I did all those things and don't you dare pretend it's normal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondumbrella 2024-08-15 01:51 am UTC (link)
	Look with how often you talk about it it IS normal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vax 2024-08-15 03:00 am UTC (link)
	What would you prefer I talk about? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondumbrella 2024-08-15 03:20 am UTC (link)
	Talk about your embarrassing loss today. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vax 2024-08-15 03:21 am UTC (link)
	She got me by one and it's because she played dirty and tripped me. I've never been prouder. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondumbrella 2024-08-15 02:58 pm UTC (link)
	What a kid. It's cool you get to do that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	brassknuckles 2024-08-15 01:18 am UTC (link)
	I hope she keeps roasting you for a month. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	vax 2024-08-15 01:21 am UTC (link)
	Knowing her, I'll be roasted until her next birthday. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brassknuckles 2024-08-15 01:23 am UTC (link)
	As it should be. Will she want something fancy for becoming an official teenager? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vax 2024-08-15 03:02 am UTC (link)
	Most likely, though I should think she deserves it. I need to be careful with letting her know that, though, or she'll get a big head. (Reply to this) (Parent)