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murderbot (secunit) wrote in valloic,
@ 2023-05-13 07:26:00

Entry tags:

!: network post, critical role: fresh cut grass, the umbrella academy: lila pitts, ₴ inactive: morgan yu, ₴ inactive: murderbot, ₴ inactive: sam wilson

Announcement:

Morgan has regressed into his youth as a mimic. For those of you who missed Dorsey’s second cannibalism party, a mimic is a gnarly little shit that can turn into different inanimate objects - hence the name - and is dangerous, cunning, and vicious.

I currently have him trapped in the bathroom but what I need is a small container. Like a mason jar, but badass.

Do NOT hurt him. He’s just like one of your brats. He doesn’t know any better.

Also don’t let him reproduce in your face. My emotional needs are met by one Morgan.

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	smileyday 2023-05-13 01:02 pm UTC (link)
	I'll bring something durable! You just hang on, Murderbot, this can all be a frustrating and stressful situation but you aren't alone! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	secunit 2023-05-13 01:05 pm UTC (link)
	Um. I can’t find him, FCG. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smileyday 2023-05-13 01:08 pm UTC (link)
	That may be a problem. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whoareyu 2023-05-13 01:09 pm UTC (link)
	cₒₘₑ ₑₐₜ ₐ cₒffₑₑ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smileyday 2023-05-13 01:11 pm UTC (link)
	Smiley day, Morgan! That may be a problem as I have no need to metabolize food or drink! Are you, uh, mug shaped now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whoareyu 2023-05-13 01:15 pm UTC (link)
	🅽🅾 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smileyday 2023-05-13 01:18 pm UTC (link)
	Now, Morgan, you can lie down, but you can't lie to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whoareyu 2023-05-13 01:21 pm UTC (link)
	dₒ yₒᵤ ₗᵢₖₑ cₕₐᵢᵣₛ??? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smileyday 2023-05-13 01:27 pm UTC (link)
	I'd love to try to sit! Seems like a real nice idea! I'd need a chair though, hmmmmmmm. If only there was a chair nearby! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whoareyu 2023-05-13 01:29 pm UTC (link)
	ţⓗ乇 𝐜ⓞ𝐋𝐃 ŕØⓞϻ ⓗᵃ𝔰 cħⒶᎥ𝐫 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smileyday 2023-05-13 01:31 pm UTC (link)
	In a cold room too! Sounds real pleasant! I could just be sitting and chilling. There's something mighty appealing about that prospect, Morgan, thank you kindly for the idea! Where's a cold room, exactly, so I can do my sitting? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whoareyu 2023-05-13 01:33 pm UTC (link)
	ₘₐₙy ₜᵢₗₑₛ ₜₐbₗₑ wᵢₙdₒwₛ gᵣₑₐₜ cₕₐᵢᵣₛ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smileyday 2023-05-13 01:35 pm UTC (link)
	Nothing can change your point of view like a good window! What's the best chair to sit in? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secunit 2023-05-13 01:36 pm UTC (link)
	Oh my god. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smileyday 2023-05-13 01:45 pm UTC (link)
	I got some sitting to do, Murderbot! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	whoareyu 2023-05-13 01:37 pm UTC (link)
	ꜱɪᴅᴇᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴄʜᴀɪʀ ɪꜱ ʙᴇꜱᴛ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smileyday 2023-05-13 01:45 pm UTC (link)
	Just going to sit in the sideways chair, prop my wheel up, and turn off my processors. That is one good idea! Thank you. Morgan! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whoareyu 2023-05-13 01:47 pm UTC (link)
	🆈🅴🆂 🅶🅾🅾🅳 (Reply to this) (Parent)

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