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Guess who just got promoted to projectionist at Starcourt Theatres. (It's me, you don't gotta guess)

Anyway, the manager said I can use one of the screens for a Christmas horror triple header Sunday night, so come by if you wanna. Gotta pay for your own popcorn, but if you mention me they'll let you in without a ticket.

We got Gremlins, where some idiot kid doesn't follow the rules about how to care for his Furby and ends up with a horde of evil monsters.

Following up with Silent Night Deadly Night 2. If you ain't seen the first one, don't worry about it. About half the movie is just flashbacks from the first one. I'm not shitting you. Please pay special attention to the Oscar Worthy talent of Ricky's Eyebrows.

We're capping the night off with Yule Ghoul, which is a Vallo original and apparently is actually kinda spooky, about the ill-fated Umbral Coven that summoned a Yule Ghoul to do their bidding and bit off more than they could chew (but not more than the ghoul could chew, hahaha).

See ya there. Or I won't. Whatever, it ain't my problem.