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Tommy "The Speed PhD" Shepherd (fasterthanyou) wrote in valloic,
@ 2022-01-14 09:09:00

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Sup, Vallo.

Since BILLY thinks my name for my freelance delivery service is shit, I'm taking suggestions. I'm faster than DoorDash, GrubHub, and Postmates combined. You need same-day delivery? How about same SECOND delivery?

Nothing stupid or I'm vetoing it immediately.

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	theblindbandit 2022-01-14 04:58 pm UTC (link)
	OH. Yeah okay good. I have to pay you or whatever also you need to take card because I don't carry cash. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fasterthanyou 2022-01-14 05:00 pm UTC (link)
	Why don't you carry cash??? That's seriously gonna slow down FastDash (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theblindbandit 2022-01-14 05:04 pm UTC (link)
	Cause I can't tell the difference in bills! They're all the same sizes and it's too much work to have someone fold them for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fasterthanyou 2022-01-14 05:09 pm UTC (link)
	Just have a wallet with different pockets and put the different bills in the different pockets???? Don't make someone else fold them. Whatever, I'm not gonna make you pay for donuts. I got it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theblindbandit 2022-01-14 05:50 pm UTC (link)
	That's so much work when a card has everything on it. It's fine I can pay you! Do you want gold coins? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fasterthanyou 2022-01-14 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	I GUESS. No I don't want gold coins. It's not about the money UHGDKJFGHSLFJ Just let me get you donuts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theblindbandit 2022-01-14 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe I won't carry cash just so it does slow you down when you deliver here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fasterthanyou 2022-01-14 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	UGHHHHHHH. You're killing me (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theblindbandit 2022-01-14 08:53 pm UTC (link)
	I WAS TRYING TO FLIRT (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fasterthanyou 2022-01-14 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	OKAY WELL, I DON'T HAVE TO ONLY VISIT YOU ON DELIVERIES SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO SLOW ME DOWN FOR THAT (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theblindbandit 2022-01-14 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	OKAY GOOD just make my deliveries last so I can anyway (Reply to this) (Parent)

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