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Tommy "The Speed PhD" Shepherd (fasterthanyou) wrote in valloic,
@ 2022-01-14 09:09:00

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Sup, Vallo.

Since BILLY thinks my name for my freelance delivery service is shit, I'm taking suggestions. I'm faster than DoorDash, GrubHub, and Postmates combined. You need same-day delivery? How about same SECOND delivery?

Nothing stupid or I'm vetoing it immediately.

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	demiurging 2022-01-14 04:40 pm UTC (link)
	This is a terrible business model you have. I drink a lot of coffee. I would pay well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fasterthanyou 2022-01-14 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	Would you though? Or just be like YOU'RE MY BROTHER WAH WAH I SHOULD GET A DISCOUNT (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	demiurging 2022-01-14 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	I mean yes I absolutely would but I WOULD PAY YOU TOO. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fasterthanyou 2022-01-14 05:10 pm UTC (link)
	How much? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	demiurging 2022-01-14 05:11 pm UTC (link)
	Because you're asking me how much or you're trying to figure out a pricing model? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fasterthanyou 2022-01-14 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	Both? IDK, do I need to have a pricing model? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	demiurging 2022-01-14 05:22 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I guess it depends. If someone orders 50 things from 50 different restaurants all at once, are you going to charge them the same as someone who just wants like, a gallon of milk? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fasterthanyou 2022-01-14 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	UGH, I guess not. But like how do you know what to charge? I don't want shit to be complicated. I just wanna run around and get paid? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	demiurging 2022-01-14 05:34 pm UTC (link)
	We can probably set up an easy app and it'll auto-generate pricing for you. Plus, it'll let you reject jobs too, in case you're doing something and don't want to be bothered. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fasterthanyou 2022-01-14 06:03 pm UTC (link)
	uhghhhghhhhhh You do it. Free coffee runs for a week. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	demiurging 2022-01-14 06:12 pm UTC (link)
	No duh. You can still have fam and friends text you, but this way it'll be a little more streamlined. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fasterthanyou 2022-01-14 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	UGHHHHHHH fine (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	demiurging 2022-01-14 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	Five minutes then check your phone and tell me I'm the best brother ever (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fasterthanyou 2022-01-14 06:49 pm UTC (link)
	You're my only brother soooooooooooo (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	demiurging 2022-01-14 06:56 pm UTC (link)
	Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I still want to hear it, dummy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fasterthanyou 2022-01-14 07:33 pm UTC (link)
	I'll tell you in FIVE MINUTES. Don't rush me (Reply to this) (Parent)

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