Dr. Morgan Yu (whoareyu) wrote in valloic, @ 2021-09-23 10:04:00 |
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Hey, I've gone between cat and human twice this morning, so I'm gonna take this minute while I'm definitely human to issue some warnings:
Cat Morgan has abandoned ethics. Cat Morgan thinks morals are big paintings on walls and scruples are money in Russia. He cannot be trusted.
Cat Morgan still has typhon powers, and has zero compunctions about using them for whatever whim occurs to him.
Cat Morgan is pure id and either cannot type or does not care to, and this may be the only chance I get to tell you that if a fluffy black-and-white cat tries to control your mind and make you buy him sardines, I am really, really sorry.
BEWARE THIS ANIMAL. DO NOT TRUST HIM. DO NOT GIVE HIM SARDINES, HE HAS NOT EARNED THEM.
Anyway I'm going to rub this catnip-stuffed mouse on my face until I calm down. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\