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Tweak says, "IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!!"

Adora 🌈👊🏻-😺😺 (legendaryhero) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-08-24 12:52:00

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!: network post, she-ra: adora, she-ra: catra, voltron: takashi shirogane, ₴ inactive: baz, ₴ inactive: gretchen cutler, ₴ inactive: lan sizhui, ₴ inactive: max trevelyan, ₴ inactive: nick miller, ₴ inactive: richie tozier (2), ₴ inactive: simon snow, ₴ inactive: solaire, ₴ inactive: torunn thorsdóttir, ₴ inactive: zuko (2)

I want to apologize to the new guy Catra and I found in the forest today. He was already scared, and the glowing eight-foot-tall lady and ~~sexy~~ catgirl probably didn't help the situation. We got him back to the DOA, but it was a feat.

So, new guy, I think you were too busy screaming and swearing to tell us your name - but I'm really sorry for scaring you even more. I hope you're okay. And I promise to be normal-sized next time I see you.

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	65percentbeer 2021-08-25 03:27 pm UTC (link)
	Preaching to the choir, sister. That's a slippery slope problem, right there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unlovable 2021-08-25 05:55 pm UTC (link)
	First it's wearing some cute cat ears and next thing you know you're super gluing fur onto your dick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	65percentbeer 2021-08-25 06:02 pm UTC (link)
	This This sounds like you're speaking from experience, Red. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unlovable 2021-08-25 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	I'll only confirm or deny after several drinks. Gretchen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	65percentbeer 2021-08-25 06:07 pm UTC (link)
	Julius Pepperwood. Congratulations, you've lulled me into a false sense of security. Where should I be getting drinks that are...worth $3.62? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	65percentbeer 2021-08-25 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	And yes, I said drinks as in multiples. That total to $3.62. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

unlovable
2021-08-25 06:15 pm UTC (link)

You're my kind of drinker, Julius.

Galahd is good for at least one freebie, sometimes a couple more if you give the bartender with the ridiculous hair and the very subtle face tattoo some sad eyes.

If you think your mental state at the moment can handle being served by a pair of ogres there's ten cent drinks at Barking Hound on Wednesdays. Only bring cash and don't bring anything you don't want lifted. Also don't stare. Or make eye contact. With anyone.

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	65percentbeer 2021-08-25 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	Gretchen, I'm going to be straight with you here. You told me not to make eye contact? Now I'm definitely making eye contact. And if this matrix fever dream is for real, I'm definitely getting my ass kicked by ogres. So I'll probably go see this Mike Tyson character at Galahd and try my luck there. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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