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Tweak says, "To please the client."

Adora 🌈👊🏻-😺😺 (legendaryhero) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-08-24 12:52:00

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!: network post, she-ra: adora, she-ra: catra, voltron: takashi shirogane, ₴ inactive: baz, ₴ inactive: gretchen cutler, ₴ inactive: lan sizhui, ₴ inactive: max trevelyan, ₴ inactive: nick miller, ₴ inactive: richie tozier (2), ₴ inactive: simon snow, ₴ inactive: solaire, ₴ inactive: torunn thorsdóttir, ₴ inactive: zuko (2)

I want to apologize to the new guy Catra and I found in the forest today. He was already scared, and the glowing eight-foot-tall lady and ~~sexy~~ catgirl probably didn't help the situation. We got him back to the DOA, but it was a feat.

So, new guy, I think you were too busy screaming and swearing to tell us your name - but I'm really sorry for scaring you even more. I hope you're okay. And I promise to be normal-sized next time I see you.

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	eatglass 2021-08-25 01:15 am UTC (link)
	Definitely never said I wasn't paranoid, compadre, and I literally only asked you two questions. This definitely supports the idea that you, too, are paranoid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	65percentbeer 2021-08-25 01:21 am UTC (link)
	YOUR MOTHER'S PARANOID, EYEBROWS. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-08-25 01:27 am UTC (link)
	Uh, yeah? Where do you think I got the paranoia from, my dad? I got the eyebrows from him. And you know yours aren't exactly shapely either. Are you one of those people that projects their own insecurities on other people? Given your track record so far, I should think so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	65percentbeer 2021-08-25 01:29 am UTC (link)
	You don 't know Julius Pepperwood and his motivations! Anyway, if he - I - was a more insecure man, that would have been almost hurtful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-08-25 01:38 am UTC (link)
	Is that seriously your name? Because it sounds like the lead of some seventies porn set in the old west. I'm also not the one that made this exchange about eyebrows in the first place. Just learn to embrace them or get some wax. And maybe consider taking a few deep breaths. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	65percentbeer 2021-08-25 01:40 am UTC (link)
	~~Oh shit, that's good, write it down Mille-~~ It's the name you're getting. If you can't embrace me at my hairiest, then you can't embrace me at all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eatglass 2021-08-25 01:46 am UTC (link)
	Right. In that case I guess my name is fucking Reginald Stiffington. Charmed to meet you. Julius, it is not my problem if you can't embrace yourself at all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	65percentbeer 2021-08-25 03:25 pm UTC (link)
	Opposite of likewise. O p p o s i t e. I'm not the one who has problems, Stiffington! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

eatglass
2021-08-25 10:50 pm UTC (link)

Great, that name was funny for the three seconds it took me to think of it and type it but now I already hate it.

When you're done having a nervous breakdown and... hiding in the woods? It sounds like you're still hiding in the woods. Well when you're done with all that you're welcome to stop in at Rose Apothecary. I'll give you a 2% newcomers discount on the selection of tapenade. It's usually 5% and it's usually on any item in the store but you're kind of a dick. Just be glad I feel kind of bad for you or you wouldn't get any discount at all.

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	65percentbeer 2021-08-26 01:39 am UTC (link)
	Good thing I don't need your witches brew, apothecary boy, cause that's a ripoff. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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