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Adora 🌈👊🏻-😺😺 ([info]legendaryhero) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2021-08-24 12:52:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, she-ra: adora, she-ra: catra, voltron: takashi shirogane, ₴ inactive: baz, ₴ inactive: gretchen cutler, ₴ inactive: lan sizhui, ₴ inactive: max trevelyan, ₴ inactive: nick miller, ₴ inactive: richie tozier (2), ₴ inactive: simon snow, ₴ inactive: solaire, ₴ inactive: torunn thorsdóttir, ₴ inactive: zuko (2)

I want to apologize to the new guy Catra and I found in the forest today. He was already scared, and the glowing eight-foot-tall lady and sexy catgirl probably didn't help the situation. We got him back to the DOA, but it was a feat.

So, new guy, I think you were too busy screaming and swearing to tell us your name - but I'm really sorry for scaring you even more. I hope you're okay. And I promise to be normal-sized next time I see you.


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[info]legendaryhero
2021-08-24 05:48 pm UTC (link)
Oh, hi. That's okay, you don't have to accept my apology. And trust me, even if this was a scam, I wouldn't be the one running it. I'm trying to have less responsibility these days, and Vallo would be a big one.

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[info]65percentbeer
2021-08-24 07:13 pm UTC (link)
So you admit that Vallo is some kind of scam! What is this, another Stanford prison experiment? You trying to put a chip in my head, lady? You put something in my water? Why do you glow?

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[info]legendaryhero
2021-08-24 07:30 pm UTC (link)
I said "if", but I know I'm not going to convince you to change your mind. You'll figure it out. I glow because in my world, I'm basically a superhero - like what you've seen in movies and TV, I assume.

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[info]65percentbeer
2021-08-24 07:33 pm UTC (link)
I am way too high ri- Cable's a racket and you're not going to catch me slipping.

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[info]legendaryhero
2021-08-24 07:35 pm UTC (link)
What?

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[info]65percentbeer
2021-08-24 07:36 pm UTC (link)
You'll never catch Julius Pepperwood alive!

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[info]legendaryhero
2021-08-24 07:39 pm UTC (link)
Is that your name? Julius?

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[info]65percentbeer
2021-08-24 07:46 pm UTC (link)
You would like to know my government name, huh glowstick?

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[info]legendaryhero
2021-08-24 07:47 pm UTC (link)
Um, no? Maybe just something other than "new guy"?

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[info]65percentbeer
2021-08-24 07:57 pm UTC (link)
JULIUS PEPPERWOOD TO YOU, GLOWSTICK.

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[info]legendaryhero
2021-08-24 08:05 pm UTC (link)
OKAY, RELAX.

Julius, I'm sure the DOA has told you this, but I seriously recommend not running back out into the forest.

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[info]65percentbeer
2021-08-24 08:16 pm UTC (link)
Oh yeah, they told me all about their 'killer turkeys' and 'deathly vultures.' What do they take me for with that cockamamie story? I'll fight a mountain lion before I go along with that!

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[info]legendaryhero
2021-08-24 08:19 pm UTC (link)
I know you don't believe us, but there are a lot of other threats out in the forest. Please don't go out unprepared. If you get into trouble, you'll have other members of my team towing you back to the office.

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[info]65percentbeer
2021-08-24 11:18 pm UTC (link)
We'll see about that, copper!

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[info]eatglass
2021-08-24 09:53 pm UTC (link)
So, question. Is this uppers or just regular old stoned paranoia?

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[info]65percentbeer
2021-08-24 11:19 pm UTC (link)
Excuse you, how do I know you're not stoned or are on uppers? Checkmate, guy.

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[info]eatglass
2021-08-24 11:38 pm UTC (link)
I don't think that's how chess works and I don't really think it would matter even if I was stoned, guy. What difference would that even make? I would just also be paranoid.

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[info]65percentbeer
2021-08-25 01:02 am UTC (link)
Why all the questions??? It sounds like you might be paranoid already, amigo!

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[info]eatglass
2021-08-25 01:15 am UTC (link)
Definitely never said I wasn't paranoid, compadre, and I literally only asked you two questions. This definitely supports the idea that you, too, are paranoid.

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[info]65percentbeer
2021-08-25 01:21 am UTC (link)
YOUR MOTHER'S PARANOID, EYEBROWS.

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[info]eatglass
2021-08-25 01:27 am UTC (link)
Uh, yeah? Where do you think I got the paranoia from, my dad? I got the eyebrows from him.

And you know yours aren't exactly shapely either. Are you one of those people that projects their own insecurities on other people? Given your track record so far, I should think so.

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[info]65percentbeer
2021-08-25 01:29 am UTC (link)
You don 't know Julius Pepperwood and his motivations!

Anyway, if he - I - was a more insecure man, that would have been almost hurtful.

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[info]eatglass
2021-08-25 01:38 am UTC (link)
Is that seriously your name? Because it sounds like the lead of some seventies porn set in the old west.

I'm also not the one that made this exchange about eyebrows in the first place. Just learn to embrace them or get some wax. And maybe consider taking a few deep breaths.

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[info]65percentbeer
2021-08-25 01:40 am UTC (link)
Oh shit, that's good, write it down Mille- It's the name you're getting.

If you can't embrace me at my hairiest, then you can't embrace me at all.

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[info]eatglass
2021-08-25 01:46 am UTC (link)
Right. In that case I guess my name is fucking Reginald Stiffington. Charmed to meet you.

Julius, it is not my problem if you can't embrace yourself at all.

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(no subject) - [info]65percentbeer, 2021-08-25 03:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatglass, 2021-08-25 10:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]65percentbeer, 2021-08-26 01:39 am UTC

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