Lucifer Morningstar (luxbringer) wrote in valloic, @ 2021-05-20 17:43:00 |
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A dangerous thing to just give me money.
Thanks to the generous patron, I've rented out a wave pool and bought a few inflatable riding bulls at [address]. So come one and all my cowboys, cowgirls, and cowpeople. We're going to see who can ride the longest while immensely enjoying the attempts of those who can't.
You can also bring along your worst enemy and bop them over the head while pretending you're locked in battle.