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baz (interviewwith) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-04-07 08:12:00

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!: network post, critical role: caleb widogast, critical role: essek thelyss, ₴ inactive: baz, ₴ inactive: caroline forbes, ₴ inactive: simon snow

I'm not saying that Vallo has a greater-than-average risk-taking population, but I am saying that my idea of wrapping up some ~mystery~ books here at Chastity's Nook and describing them only by their genre, theme and kink seems to be really taking off.

In other news, the salt and pepper's gone curiously missing from the flat. I've seen people complaining on the network about things just disappearing - including whole buildings, which I can only imagine - but nevertheless, I'm confident in griping about my own loss in miniature. I had to eat salt-less scrambled eggs this morning, and it was exactly as beastly as you might imagine, and I think I need some sympathy.

[ Filtered to Caroline Forbes, Simon can read but not comment (for Simon is best seen and not heard)]

So it goes without saying, but thank you for your patience and continued pretending that I was not, in fact, the idiot whose private searches re: vampirism were made public. I've been hiding it for a long time - most of my remembered life, actually - and despite my attempts at subtlety with you I'm certain it was bloody obvious (Simon Snow is on this filter; he figured it out ages ago because he is as nosy as he is obnoxiously attractive).

At any rate, I'm not interested in vampire therapy or group talk or whatnot; I'm not terribly interested in vampires at all. But having to go to the forest for dinner is ruining my shoes, and I was wondering if there are any alternative processes discreetly available for those of us who don't drink human blood?

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	worstchosenone 2021-04-07 02:11 pm UTC (link)
	Start making new eggs. I'll be back with a whole pantry of spices. [Baz] You met one group and you didn't like them ~~even though I thought you would like to~~ and have told me a hundred times. I got that part. But maybe there are vampires here with your rules. Which are not stupid, you just think they are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	interviewwith 2021-04-07 02:19 pm UTC (link)
	My hero. [ Simon ] Let's see what Caroline has to say. She's been here in Vallo for quite a while, and other universes as well. If she's secretly starting a blood cult in order to steal magic she's extremely discreet about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Snowbaz worstchosenone 2021-04-07 02:45 pm UTC (link)
	Don't say things like that because I like her and if she is, I have to do something about it. No more bloody cults (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Snowbaz interviewwith 2021-04-07 02:56 pm UTC (link)
	I highly doubt she's anything more than what she appears to be. Do you still have the Sword of Mages? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Snowbaz worstchosenone 2021-04-07 03:08 pm UTC (link)
	We'll see. I'll be overwhelming in my suspicions. And course I do. Strapped to my side as I go get you some salt. You think it's going to disappear too? ~~Shite~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Snowbaz interviewwith 2021-04-07 03:21 pm UTC (link)
	From what I've seen here of Vallo? I'd assume nothing. I'm glad to hear you've still got it, though. Did you see all the sword people talking of practicing together the other day? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Snowbaz worstchosenone 2021-04-07 03:26 pm UTC (link)
	You want to see me swinging the sword around again, yeah? Because I'm obnoxiously attractive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Snowbaz interviewwith 2021-04-07 03:27 pm UTC (link)
	For Morgana's sakes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Snowbaz worstchosenone 2021-04-07 03:29 pm UTC (link)
	What? You said it, not me. I can't even tell Caroline you're wrong or overstating because I'm not allowed to comment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Snowbaz interviewwith 2021-04-07 03:32 pm UTC (link)
	I was asking you because you need a hobby that isn't attending my sodium intake. You might, oh no, learn something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Snowbaz worstchosenone 2021-04-07 03:53 pm UTC (link)
	Are you going to watch ~~when~~ if I do it? Not that I need you to watch. I can do things on my own. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Snowbaz interviewwith 2021-04-07 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	Perhaps I could learn something too, through observation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Snowbaz worstchosenone 2021-04-07 04:17 pm UTC (link)
	So that IS a yes. I could show you too. If you want. I know how to use a sword. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Snowbaz interviewwith 2021-04-07 04:19 pm UTC (link)
	I did hear a rumour that you could. Be gentle. I've only done the ponciest of fencing lessons. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Snowbaz worstchosenone 2021-04-07 04:24 pm UTC (link)
	Bloody hell, you're going to be the worst student, aren't you? Worried about your form. You're going to make your salty eggs, we're going to check out those places Caroline just sent you, and then swords. ~~Gladio showed me some cool poses you might like.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Snowbaz interviewwith 2021-04-07 04:28 pm UTC (link)
	What's the point of learning if you're going to go at it halfway? Yes, professor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Snowbaz worstchosenone 2021-04-07 04:33 pm UTC (link)
	Baz, you have to take that back. Professor. Sounds like I'm going to teach you out of a book. You don't learn sword fighting from a book. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Snowbaz interviewwith 2021-04-07 04:44 pm UTC (link)
	I think you'd look fetching with gray curls and spectacles! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Snowbaz worstchosenone 2021-04-07 04:49 pm UTC (link)
	Should I ask to borrow one of your fancy suits while I'm at it? No, don't answer that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Snowbaz interviewwith 2021-04-07 04:50 pm UTC (link)
	Absolutely not; despite how the films go, that kind of clothing restricts movement. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Snowbaz worstchosenone 2021-04-07 04:52 pm UTC (link)
	That means you can't wear one when we practice. You might have to wear something of mine. I think I like this much better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Snowbaz interviewwith 2021-04-07 04:56 pm UTC (link)
	Really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Snowbaz worstchosenone 2021-04-07 04:58 pm UTC (link)
	Really. You can't back out now. I have your salt and there wasn't a fraught peril to be seen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Snowbaz interviewwith 2021-04-07 04:59 pm UTC (link)
	Oh now you're just holding it hostage. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Snowbaz worstchosenone 2021-04-07 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	No. Did you make enough for two? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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