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baz (interviewwith) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-04-07 08:12:00

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!: network post, critical role: caleb widogast, critical role: essek thelyss, ₴ inactive: baz, ₴ inactive: caroline forbes, ₴ inactive: simon snow

I'm not saying that Vallo has a greater-than-average risk-taking population, but I am saying that my idea of wrapping up some ~mystery~ books here at Chastity's Nook and describing them only by their genre, theme and kink seems to be really taking off.

In other news, the salt and pepper's gone curiously missing from the flat. I've seen people complaining on the network about things just disappearing - including whole buildings, which I can only imagine - but nevertheless, I'm confident in griping about my own loss in miniature. I had to eat salt-less scrambled eggs this morning, and it was exactly as beastly as you might imagine, and I think I need some sympathy.

[ Filtered to Caroline Forbes, Simon can read but not comment (for Simon is best seen and not heard)]

So it goes without saying, but thank you for your patience and continued pretending that I was not, in fact, the idiot whose private searches re: vampirism were made public. I've been hiding it for a long time - most of my remembered life, actually - and despite my attempts at subtlety with you I'm certain it was bloody obvious (Simon Snow is on this filter; he figured it out ages ago because he is as nosy as he is obnoxiously attractive).

At any rate, I'm not interested in vampire therapy or group talk or whatnot; I'm not terribly interested in vampires at all. But having to go to the forest for dinner is ruining my shoes, and I was wondering if there are any alternative processes discreetly available for those of us who don't drink human blood?

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worstchosenone
2021-04-07 01:42 pm UTC (link)

Do you want salt? I'll get you salt.

[Baz]
I tried to say something on the filter to Caroline, but it says I can't, which is bloody ridiculous because I have things to add. So now you're just going to get them here:

1) You're not interested in other vampires at all? Why not?
2) Obnoxiously attractive?
3) I don't have a three, I just thought you might like things in threes. [...] Wait, no! Oi, I'm not nosy, I just trust my gut in all things.

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interviewwith
2021-04-07 01:46 pm UTC (link)

Why are you making this sound like buying salt will be an adventure filled with fraught peril? Oh, never mind, you're involved; it probably will be.

[ Simon ]
Congratulations on getting all the way to '3'. You've really come along. And yes, I allowed you to see my private conversation but removed your capacity to interject because you can occasionally come across as overwhelming, and by 'occasionally' I do mean always.

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	worstchosenone 2021-04-07 01:57 pm UTC (link)
	It doesn't have to be. I am completely capable of just going to the shop and getting salt so you don't have bland eggs! This is how I show my sympathy! [Baz] I know ~~but you like when I'm overwhelming~~ but that's because you never answer my questions, so I have to keep asking! Someone else is going to ask too, not just me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	interviewwith 2021-04-07 02:02 pm UTC (link)
	I do like your capacity to problem-solve... [ Simon ] Why would I be interested in other vampires? They won't even have the same stupid "rules" as I do, probably. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	worstchosenone 2021-04-07 02:11 pm UTC (link)
	Start making new eggs. I'll be back with a whole pantry of spices. [Baz] You met one group and you didn't like them ~~even though I thought you would like to~~ and have told me a hundred times. I got that part. But maybe there are vampires here with your rules. Which are not stupid, you just think they are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	interviewwith 2021-04-07 02:19 pm UTC (link)
	My hero. [ Simon ] Let's see what Caroline has to say. She's been here in Vallo for quite a while, and other universes as well. If she's secretly starting a blood cult in order to steal magic she's extremely discreet about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Snowbaz worstchosenone 2021-04-07 02:45 pm UTC (link)
	Don't say things like that because I like her and if she is, I have to do something about it. No more bloody cults (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	interviewwith 2021-04-07 02:10 pm UTC (link)
	Depends upon how entrenched someone is in their preferences, I suppose. (Do you like how diplomatic I was? Aren't I a good employee?) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)