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Tony Stark is a Piping Hot Mess (avengingstuff) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2019-02-13 16:23:00

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anakin skywalker, chase stein (talkback), jemma simmons, pidge gunderson, stiles stilinski, thor odinson, tony stark (iron man), wanda maximoff (scarlet witch)

Man, you haven't seen anything until you've seen the looks on everyone's faces when you come into work carrying a car battery that's attached to an electromagnet that's mysteriously strapped to your chest. "Mr. Stark, are you okay?" Yeah, sure, I'm fine. It's just a car battery and an electromagnet. Can we all just chillax already?

Also I look like I was just in a brawl with a broken glass window and someone's fists, which is interesting seeing as I actually did not do any partying last night.

I feel like I need to be on an episode of "When Dreams Attack". Also - dream me definitely had to be zapped back into existence, so do I get a jacket now?

Private to Pidge
So yeah, you were looking for proof, I woke up with your proof attached to my chest. Want to come in and see this sometime soon? I'll even let you touch it. Just not too much, because I've discovered that if I move it around too far it puts me into cardiac arrest.

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	avengingstuff 2019-02-19 07:36 am UTC (link)
	I mean - you're not wrong, there. But I'm kind of figuring that the next set of dreams will somehow get me out of this. The dreams giveth and then sometimes they also taketh away and giveth you something cooler. Or something. Didn't you end up with some kind of bionic arm that way? Don't talk about that if it's still a sore subject. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

darkforcerising
2019-02-19 08:06 am UTC (link)

I’m aware that what I’m about to say is going to sound like the worst pep talk ever, but I promise that my intentions are not disingenuous. I hope your faith in your Dreams isn’t misplaced.

The Dreams did give me a cybernetic arm that is better than the prosthetic I had before. But my Dreams will also probably lead me to an early death. Jury is still out if that trade is fair.

If you do need help, I have this technomancy thing that makes me the tech-whisperer or something like that. I just know what tech does.

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	avengingstuff 2019-02-19 08:50 am UTC (link)
	This is a really bad time to joke about how if that happens you get a cool jacket, isn't it? OKay, I already knew that. Don't even read the bad joke. It doesn't seem like that fair a trade. I'll let you know. If anything I'm gonna need to figure out a more compact model of this, since you're right- Can't really just carry it around for the rest of my life. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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