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Tony Stark is a Piping Hot Mess ([info]avengingstuff) wrote in [info]valarnet,
@ 2019-02-13 16:23:00

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Entry tags:anakin skywalker, chase stein (talkback), jemma simmons, pidge gunderson, stiles stilinski, thor odinson, tony stark (iron man), wanda maximoff (scarlet witch)

Man, you haven't seen anything until you've seen the looks on everyone's faces when you come into work carrying a car battery that's attached to an electromagnet that's mysteriously strapped to your chest. "Mr. Stark, are you okay?" Yeah, sure, I'm fine. It's just a car battery and an electromagnet. Can we all just chillax already?

Also I look like I was just in a brawl with a broken glass window and someone's fists, which is interesting seeing as I actually did not do any partying last night.

I feel like I need to be on an episode of "When Dreams Attack". Also - dream me definitely had to be zapped back into existence, so do I get a jacket now?

Private to Pidge
So yeah, you were looking for proof, I woke up with your proof attached to my chest. Want to come in and see this sometime soon? I'll even let you touch it. Just not too much, because I've discovered that if I move it around too far it puts me into cardiac arrest.



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[info]needanewplan
2019-02-13 09:47 pm UTC (link)
Do you require any sort of assistance?

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[info]avengingstuff
2019-02-13 09:51 pm UTC (link)
Nope, I'm good. Me and this battery are gonna be awesome friends. It doesn't steal my alcohol or leave me for better pay somewhere else. I think I'll give it a name.

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[info]needanewplan
2019-02-13 11:31 pm UTC (link)
Of course you will. Anyway, if that changes, let me know okay? I can help.

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[info]avengingstuff
2019-02-14 03:40 am UTC (link)
I gotta figure out all the reasons WHY there's a battery daisy chained to an electromagnet attached to my chest.

It's gonna be an adventure.

Hey, I know - can you do prescriptions? My absolutely everything hurts.

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[info]needanewplan
2019-02-14 04:49 am UTC (link)
Well, I'm sure the answers will come to you. They usually do.

That's one word for it.

Technically that would be Martha, but I can probably get you something.

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[info]avengingstuff
2019-02-14 06:53 am UTC (link)
But hey I'm figuring at some point I'm gonna have to upgrade this thing to a more portable model and if I'm right? Maybe I'll need your help then.

And - you could also point me to Martha if you like. I can ask her. You're still a buddy, buddy. I don't need to get you into trouble.

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[info]needanewplan
2019-02-14 01:53 pm UTC (link)
I would think so. It would become rather cumbersome to always carry around a car battery. But like I said, if you need help, just let me know.

I'll do that then, just to be safe until I get my MD.

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[info]avengingstuff
2019-02-19 07:51 am UTC (link)
Yep. And like Manakin said, it's also not really all that great for my health. Except maybe for building up muscle tone. I switch arms so that I don't get lopsided. Definitely gonna get me some biceps like this.

And yeah - lets not screw up your chance for legit medical licenses before you actually get them.

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[info]needanewplan
2019-02-19 12:09 pm UTC (link)
No, it really is not.

I would certainly prefer not to. So we'll get that sorted with Martha instead for now.

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[info]avengingstuff
2019-02-19 07:24 pm UTC (link)
Pop Tarts is gonna fly me over something for now, but yeah - I'll still talk to Martha, just in case this thing snowballs. maybe-

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[info]onlygoodvibes
2019-02-14 01:37 am UTC (link)
You should definitely name it.

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[info]avengingstuff
2019-02-14 03:40 am UTC (link)
I'm thinking matching tats, too.

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[info]onlygoodvibes
2019-02-14 05:01 am UTC (link)
They should also have names.

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[info]avengingstuff
2019-02-14 06:55 am UTC (link)
You think I should name the tats? Maybe I'll just make the tats INTO a name.

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[info]onlygoodvibes
2019-02-14 05:37 pm UTC (link)
I love this plan. You can stay. In fact I should find you a cool name.

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[info]avengingstuff
2019-02-19 07:53 am UTC (link)
Oh my god no one's ever done that. I'm always the guy making up cool names for people.

You're like - a bro, now. It's official.

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[info]onlygoodvibes
2019-02-19 06:26 pm UTC (link)
Well those people clearly don't know what fun is.

That's a good thing?

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[info]avengingstuff
2019-02-19 07:40 pm UTC (link)
Have you noticed how many people out there have, like, no idea what 'fun' is? It's really sad. It makes me make sad emojis at people.

Well, here's hoping, anyway. I don't have a lot of bros so I might break the bro code on a regular basis.

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[info]onlygoodvibes
2019-02-19 07:56 pm UTC (link)
No kidding, if people lightened up juuuust a little the world would be a better place.

It probably could be. I don't either, so that makes two of us. But we can at least say we'll make an attempt? And possibly also t-shirts. Ooh, or 3-D printed lapels.

I need a nickname for you now.

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[info]avengingstuff
2019-02-20 09:10 am UTC (link)
I'm still trying to think of a nickname for you, too.

What do we put on the lapels? I've got a 3D printer.

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