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Tony Stark is a Piping Hot Mess (avengingstuff) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2019-02-13 16:23:00

Entry tags:

anakin skywalker, chase stein (talkback), jemma simmons, pidge gunderson, stiles stilinski, thor odinson, tony stark (iron man), wanda maximoff (scarlet witch)

Man, you haven't seen anything until you've seen the looks on everyone's faces when you come into work carrying a car battery that's attached to an electromagnet that's mysteriously strapped to your chest. "Mr. Stark, are you okay?" Yeah, sure, I'm fine. It's just a car battery and an electromagnet. Can we all just chillax already?

Also I look like I was just in a brawl with a broken glass window and someone's fists, which is interesting seeing as I actually did not do any partying last night.

I feel like I need to be on an episode of "When Dreams Attack". Also - dream me definitely had to be zapped back into existence, so do I get a jacket now?

Private to Pidge
So yeah, you were looking for proof, I woke up with your proof attached to my chest. Want to come in and see this sometime soon? I'll even let you touch it. Just not too much, because I've discovered that if I move it around too far it puts me into cardiac arrest.

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avengingstuff
2019-02-19 07:59 am UTC (link)

Well, picture it: Somewhere in a desert our troops always end up in, at some point in the 2000's in my dream space.

I'm in a humvee, with a drink in my hand. Making friends with servicemen who're escorting me to my plane. Suddenly, there's gunfire or - I don't know, but they're parked and getting their guns and jumping out of the vehicle.

Stay here! Yeah sure, I'm definitely awesome at following directions. My people are dead. I'm thinking: This is no longer the Fun-vee and hiding behind the thing.

Then? My own bomb lands next to me. Well, it was actually a missile, pretty sure. I didn't get that long a look at it before it was blowing up. I'm hitting the deck, everything's ringing - wow that is annoying how true that sound is, the movies aren't just making that up - and I've got flashes of guys yelling in some other language and some guy's operating on me? Then I wake up like this.

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	psychicraptor 2019-02-21 03:57 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. I think I'll keep abusive homicidal parents thanks. Probably a bad time to ask if you're ready to meet Old Lace. Might be too much excitement for her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	avengingstuff 2019-02-21 07:47 am UTC (link)
	To be fair, Abusive Homicidal Parents doesn't really sound like a party, either. And... sure, it'd definitely be too much excitement. For her. Nevermind the guy with Car Battery Chest, I'm sure he'd be fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychicraptor 2019-02-24 04:12 am UTC (link)
	At least not the type of party most people would want to go to right? It's called priorities man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	avengingstuff 2019-02-26 05:29 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure there are some people somewhere who would, but probably not anyone we know. Sure, sure, priorites. Still want to make the dino a really cool habitat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychicraptor 2019-02-27 03:36 am UTC (link)
	And probably not anyone I want to know. Get that car battery issue squared away so you're at least stable and we can talk about it. I'd hate for Old Lace to make a new friend and then have them die on her. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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