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Tweak says, "superman! he's shot? WTF?"

Tony Stark is a Piping Hot Mess (avengingstuff) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2019-02-13 16:23:00

Entry tags:

anakin skywalker, chase stein (talkback), jemma simmons, pidge gunderson, stiles stilinski, thor odinson, tony stark (iron man), wanda maximoff (scarlet witch)

Man, you haven't seen anything until you've seen the looks on everyone's faces when you come into work carrying a car battery that's attached to an electromagnet that's mysteriously strapped to your chest. "Mr. Stark, are you okay?" Yeah, sure, I'm fine. It's just a car battery and an electromagnet. Can we all just chillax already?

Also I look like I was just in a brawl with a broken glass window and someone's fists, which is interesting seeing as I actually did not do any partying last night.

I feel like I need to be on an episode of "When Dreams Attack". Also - dream me definitely had to be zapped back into existence, so do I get a jacket now?

Private to Pidge
So yeah, you were looking for proof, I woke up with your proof attached to my chest. Want to come in and see this sometime soon? I'll even let you touch it. Just not too much, because I've discovered that if I move it around too far it puts me into cardiac arrest.

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	avengingstuff 2019-02-14 03:40 am UTC (link)
	I'm thinking matching tats, too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onlygoodvibes 2019-02-14 05:01 am UTC (link)
	They should also have names. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	avengingstuff 2019-02-14 06:55 am UTC (link)
	You think I should name the tats? Maybe I'll just make the tats INTO a name. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onlygoodvibes 2019-02-14 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	I love this plan. You can stay. In fact I should find you a cool name. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	avengingstuff 2019-02-19 07:53 am UTC (link)
	Oh my god no one's ever done that. I'm always the guy making up cool names for people. You're like - a bro, now. It's official. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onlygoodvibes 2019-02-19 06:26 pm UTC (link)
	Well those people clearly don't know what fun is. That's a good thing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	avengingstuff 2019-02-19 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	Have you noticed how many people out there have, like, no idea what 'fun' is? It's really sad. It makes me make sad emojis at people. Well, here's hoping, anyway. I don't have a lot of bros so I might break the bro code on a regular basis. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onlygoodvibes 2019-02-19 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	No kidding, if people lightened up juuuust a little the world would be a better place. It probably could be. I don't either, so that makes two of us. But we can at least say we'll make an attempt? And possibly also t-shirts. Ooh, or 3-D printed lapels. I need a nickname for you now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	avengingstuff 2019-02-20 09:10 am UTC (link)
	I'm still trying to think of a nickname for you, too. What do we put on the lapels? I've got a 3D printer. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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