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Pete Wisdom is saving the world...from itself. (mister_wisdom) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2014-05-18 14:29:00

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alyssa hamilton, christian grey, doreen green (squirrel girl), elizabeth comstock, kitty pryde (shadowcat), lara croft, nick fury, pete wisdom, tauriel

~~I can't believe I'm expected to make nice and normal at everyone, over the bloody internet.~~

There's not enough scotch on the planet for this.

Fuckedyfuckfuck Fuck-a-Duck fuckIT.

Hello. I'm Pete Wisdom. I work for a overseas company that sells plushies and things with tiny plastic chokey bits to toy stores, for all of the world's ankle biters to gnaw and drool on. I'm here because my bosses think that I'd be the perfect regional sales representative. How kind of them.

I am so happy to meet you all. So, so happy. With all of the absolute...happiness. Rainbows and baby fluffy animals.

Where's the nearest pub?

~~And show me all of your weird so I can write a sarcastic report and then go light myself on fire.~~

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	heartsnflowers 2014-05-18 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	Irish. Worse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mister_wisdom 2014-05-18 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, mate. Say it's not so. It's not Welsh, at least. Irish is acceptable, since you lot are brawlers. I dated a nice Irish girl from a dinky villiage in Ulster, before. I rather liked her. She ended up not liking me, but that's another story and it's shite and she can get fucked anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heartsnflowers 2014-05-18 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	My girlfriend's English, much to my embarrassment. She was almost French; I'd have preferred that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mister_wisdom 2014-05-18 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	She's going to be on your arse, ha ha. It's the French that are cheese-eating, baguette-wielding surrender monkeys. No one wants that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heartsnflowers 2014-05-18 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	Surrender monkey or warlike conquerors who started a potato famine and crushed us underfoot for centuries. Hm. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mister_wisdom 2014-05-18 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	Surrender monkeys. They're one step up from those calculating Swiss bastards. Anyone from some desert burn out country that sounds like that Xena Warrior Princess doing a tongue trill while burning another country's flag. And Somali pirates. No one likes them at all. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	four_leaves 2014-05-18 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	How is that my bloody fault? That's Mum's fault for being so anti-French. Next time she's around, I'll let her know she has terrible timing and her bits are awful. So really, same as always I guess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heartsnflowers 2014-05-18 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, I suppose. I'm half taking the piss, though at least English girls have redeeming characteristics that English blokes don't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	four_leaves 2014-05-18 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	Like vaginas? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heartsnflowers 2014-05-18 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	Among other things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	four_leaves 2014-05-19 12:03 am UTC (link)
	I may know you a bit. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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