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Kíli could have anything down his trousers. (_kili_) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2014-03-01 16:40:00

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anna of arendelle, dani moonstar (mirage), gabriel, glados, kevin flynn, kili, lara croft, legolas, mayuri kurotsuchi, mischa lecter, rarity, tauriel, wade wilson (deadpool)

SO THIS MUST BE THE VALAR NET! I'M KILI. HELLO!

Sorry. Caps lock. Still, that's fitting? My family's a bit on the loud side of things!

Anyway. Right. Valar net! I've heard quite a lot about it and anyone seems able to post on here. Takes all types, doesn't it? So I'm going to post and ask if there's anywhere to find work. Before my mother really does kick me out on my bum, since I had to bust through the front door when my brother and I lost the house key again.

Most specifically, my brother took out the window and I did in the door. He did tell me that it was easier to fix a window, but I didn't listen. I DID almost bust my hand to bits in the process, before I finally kicked it just so. I think my way was the less messy way, since I would rather clean up splintered wood than a whole lot of glass. That stuff's cutty.

Again. Jobs. Are there any out there? Ones that aren't incredibly boring? I tend to take matters into my own hands when I'm bored and no one wants that!

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	huge_success 2014-03-02 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	That's fine, I only need you a couple hours a day. It's very strenuous and involves a lot of running, but it's perfectly, one hundred percent safe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kili_ 2014-03-02 08:39 pm UTC (link)
	Wait, how many days is this? I could spare one day, but if it's a lot of running? Well, I'm fine with running, but I'm more a sprinter than a long distance runner. Is it jogging on a treadmill? I suppose I could do that for five hundred. That wouldn't be so bad.... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huge_success 2014-03-02 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. It's jogging on a treadmill-like device. I only need you for two days. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kili_ 2014-03-02 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	Not back to back or I'll be dead useless on day two. Jogging for two hours is going to turn into a slog as it is, but if it's for two hours? I'll give it a go! When and where? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huge_success 2014-03-02 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	[Address] Ring at the door, take the right side. Whatever you do do not take the left door. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kili_ 2014-03-02 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	Now you've made the left door sound tempting! Why would you do that?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huge_success 2014-03-02 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	That's my partner's lab, you will wish to avoid it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	black_soil 2014-03-02 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	By all means, come inside. I pay $500 per taste test or injection. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kili_ 2014-03-02 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	I'll be honest. This is starting to raise the hairs on the back of my neck. While I'm all for treadmills and taste testing, I think? What sort of place is this and what are these tests for? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	black_soil 2014-03-02 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	Science, of course. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	huge_success 2014-03-03 01:34 am UTC (link)
	The betterment of your species. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kili_ 2014-03-03 03:54 am UTC (link)
	What part needs bettered by my running on a treadmill and doing...no, no injections...taste tests? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	black_soil 2014-03-03 03:54 am UTC (link)
	The parts where I make food additives that make foods better for people to eat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kili_ 2014-03-03 03:55 am UTC (link)
	Oh? Right then! I suppose that part makes perfect sense. Still not certain about the running. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	black_soil 2014-03-03 03:58 am UTC (link)
	I can't speak for her testing. We work in the same facility, so we can share our notes. I would like to see if your running results are enhanced ~~or drastically decreased, resulting in death~~ while running. It would be interesting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kili_ 2014-03-03 03:59 am UTC (link)
	Enhanced? Ah ha! Well that's a different story! I might join in since this seems highly profitable! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	black_soil 2014-03-03 04:00 am UTC (link)
	Along with payment, you get a six month supply of free candy. ~~Some of which may cause intestinal upset or infection.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kili_ 2014-03-03 04:01 am UTC (link)
	Sold! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked black_soil 2014-03-03 06:21 am UTC (link)
	Beware. She's an imbecile. Her science is weak. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked _kili_ 2014-03-03 06:22 am UTC (link)
	Uhhh is that so? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked black_soil 2014-03-03 06:24 am UTC (link)
	Her theories are inferior and I could punch holes through them like wet tissue paper. They are that flimsy. Come to my lab. I have candy. ~~That causes cancer.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked _kili_ 2014-03-03 06:25 am UTC (link)
	...this is sounding like something my mother warned me about. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	locked huge_success 2014-03-03 05:38 am UTC (link)
	He's an idiot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked _kili_ 2014-03-03 06:23 am UTC (link)
	~~Not sure if want moneys~~ You're both into name calling, aren't you? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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