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Tweak says, "your makin fun of me :("

Kíli could have anything down his trousers. (_kili_) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2014-03-01 16:40:00

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anna of arendelle, dani moonstar (mirage), gabriel, glados, kevin flynn, kili, lara croft, legolas, mayuri kurotsuchi, mischa lecter, rarity, tauriel, wade wilson (deadpool)

SO THIS MUST BE THE VALAR NET! I'M KILI. HELLO!

Sorry. Caps lock. Still, that's fitting? My family's a bit on the loud side of things!

Anyway. Right. Valar net! I've heard quite a lot about it and anyone seems able to post on here. Takes all types, doesn't it? So I'm going to post and ask if there's anywhere to find work. Before my mother really does kick me out on my bum, since I had to bust through the front door when my brother and I lost the house key again.

Most specifically, my brother took out the window and I did in the door. He did tell me that it was easier to fix a window, but I didn't listen. I DID almost bust my hand to bits in the process, before I finally kicked it just so. I think my way was the less messy way, since I would rather clean up splintered wood than a whole lot of glass. That stuff's cutty.

Again. Jobs. Are there any out there? Ones that aren't incredibly boring? I tend to take matters into my own hands when I'm bored and no one wants that!

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	_kili_ 2014-03-03 03:55 am UTC (link)
	Oh? Right then! I suppose that part makes perfect sense. Still not certain about the running. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	black_soil 2014-03-03 03:58 am UTC (link)
	I can't speak for her testing. We work in the same facility, so we can share our notes. I would like to see if your running results are enhanced ~~or drastically decreased, resulting in death~~ while running. It would be interesting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kili_ 2014-03-03 03:59 am UTC (link)
	Enhanced? Ah ha! Well that's a different story! I might join in since this seems highly profitable! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	black_soil 2014-03-03 04:00 am UTC (link)
	Along with payment, you get a six month supply of free candy. ~~Some of which may cause intestinal upset or infection.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kili_ 2014-03-03 04:01 am UTC (link)
	Sold! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked black_soil 2014-03-03 06:21 am UTC (link)
	Beware. She's an imbecile. Her science is weak. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked _kili_ 2014-03-03 06:22 am UTC (link)
	Uhhh is that so? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked black_soil 2014-03-03 06:24 am UTC (link)
	Her theories are inferior and I could punch holes through them like wet tissue paper. They are that flimsy. Come to my lab. I have candy. ~~That causes cancer.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked _kili_ 2014-03-03 06:25 am UTC (link)
	...this is sounding like something my mother warned me about. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	locked huge_success 2014-03-03 05:38 am UTC (link)
	He's an idiot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked _kili_ 2014-03-03 06:23 am UTC (link)
	~~Not sure if want moneys~~ You're both into name calling, aren't you? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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