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Kíli could have anything down his trousers. (_kili_) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2014-03-01 16:40:00

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anna of arendelle, dani moonstar (mirage), gabriel, glados, kevin flynn, kili, lara croft, legolas, mayuri kurotsuchi, mischa lecter, rarity, tauriel, wade wilson (deadpool)

SO THIS MUST BE THE VALAR NET! I'M KILI. HELLO!

Sorry. Caps lock. Still, that's fitting? My family's a bit on the loud side of things!

Anyway. Right. Valar net! I've heard quite a lot about it and anyone seems able to post on here. Takes all types, doesn't it? So I'm going to post and ask if there's anywhere to find work. Before my mother really does kick me out on my bum, since I had to bust through the front door when my brother and I lost the house key again.

Most specifically, my brother took out the window and I did in the door. He did tell me that it was easier to fix a window, but I didn't listen. I DID almost bust my hand to bits in the process, before I finally kicked it just so. I think my way was the less messy way, since I would rather clean up splintered wood than a whole lot of glass. That stuff's cutty.

Again. Jobs. Are there any out there? Ones that aren't incredibly boring? I tend to take matters into my own hands when I'm bored and no one wants that!

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_kili_
2014-03-02 04:58 am UTC (link)

Oh that makes some sort of sense? That must be why he makes chocolate cocks in his kinky candy store. If I was 15, I might do that too. Only with chocolate asses. For obvious gift giving reasons to the asses one has in their life.

Yes! I do! I do archery in my spare time and I'm not half bad at it, if I do say so myself. I've never been hired on for it, though? I'd love it though if I could be!

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ms_moonstar
2014-03-02 05:24 am UTC (link)

Now see, I'd probably buy a box of those. I've got plenty of people I know who'd get the joke if I gave them one.

Well, I used to instruct the archery here at the ranch, but then I get put in charge of half of its functions and I'm still recovering from being sick, so I can't pull the string back like I used to.

I'll want to see how good you are.

And if you can teach others without destroying something. Or getting someone shot with one.

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_kili_
2014-03-02 05:28 am UTC (link)

He sells them! Now you know where to go.

Oh? I could do that! Why's your ranch need archers? Are you under attack? SIGN ME ON FOR THAT. I'll shoot everything that isn't the people that are ranch people!

But only after I show you that I've got aim, because I do. And after I build the nice lady below some shelves, that I hope won't explode or fall on her.

Is that acceptable to you, Miss...uhh...who are you?

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ms_moonstar
2014-03-02 05:44 am UTC (link)

Hah! The ranch isn't usually under attack, no. We're an outreach center and we have troubled youths that board there. We teach them constructive ways to deal with their anger and respect for weaponry.

Archery teaches you focus and discipline and the kids take to it pretty well. You'd be in charge of a small handful of mouthy teenagers but I'm feeling like that wouldn't be a problem for you.

But I'll want to meet you first before I promise anything.

I'm Dani Moonstar. And yeah, that sounds acceptable. We can set up an interview when you're done with the shelves.

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_kili_
2014-03-02 05:57 am UTC (link)

Usually means there might be that happening, and I am fully capable of holding off any sort of attackers, especially with a bow. I've had them since I was a teenager, for the very reason that you mentioned there. They thought it would be good for me and it was, where nothing else quite worked. Beats being on ritalin though HA HA HA!

I can handle all the mouthy teenagers, that's true. Not even worried in the slightest about it.

As for the shelves? I'm going to start them as soon as possible and we're fast workers, so it'll be done sooner rather than later, Miss Moonstar!

Shall I send you a message when I'm finished?

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	ms_moonstar 2014-03-02 06:07 am UTC (link)
	Well, it's good to hear you're ready for anything. That'll help you survive out here. Yeah, drop me a message when you're done, we'll set something up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kili_ 2014-03-02 06:35 am UTC (link)
	This sounds potentially dangerous, which I'm all in for! I'll send a message along right after. Thank you! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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