Hah! The ranch isn't usually under attack, no. We're an outreach center and we have troubled youths that board there. We teach them constructive ways to deal with their anger and respect for weaponry.
Archery teaches you focus and discipline and the kids take to it pretty well. You'd be in charge of a small handful of mouthy teenagers but I'm feeling like that wouldn't be a problem for you.
But I'll want to meet you first before I promise anything.
I'm Dani Moonstar. And yeah, that sounds acceptable. We can set up an interview when you're done with the shelves.