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Tobias (Animorphs) ([info]ex_birdboy908) wrote in [info]utr_logs,
@ 2009-01-19 21:07:00

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Entry tags:marco, timey wimey plot, tobias

Who: Tobias and Marco
What: Jailbreaking, then who knows
When/Where: Backdated to Sunday night, a jail in Hollywood, then who knows
Warnings: Language, talk of intense situations.

Tobias had to work to keep the smile off his face when the officer ran down the charges, hmming and hawing at the right points to insist he knew how serious it all was. He assured the man Marco was just an eccentric- Hollywood seemed to breed them, didn't it?- and that they would have a talk about just what was appropriate when wandering the streets.

He finally gave into the smile when he saw his friend behind bars- again, by his reckoning, nodding.

"Yeah, that's him."



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[info]imthecuteone
2009-01-19 08:57 pm UTC (link)
Marco was sitting on the shoddy bench found commonly in all holding cells, one arm around what appeared to be the burliest, hairiest biker anyone had ever seen. He was gesturing animatedly with his free hand, in the throes of a story. Surprisingly, the biker was smiling and into it. "So I tell the guy," Marco was saying, "I tell the guy I wanna buy him a drink as thanks for all he taught me." A grin spread across his face. "And then-" Right about then is when he heard the doors open, and he looked up at Tobias with a little smirk. "Well, looks like my ride's here. Nice talkin' to you, Razor." He rose and began moving towards the doors, glancing behind him and gesturing toward Razor. "No more fights, 'kay? One day you're gonna run into someone you can't beat."

He grinned broadly as he reached the bars. "Tobias. Lookin' sharp, man!" The differences in Marco's face were rather stark, up close. The eye was the obvious one, with the worn black patch covering the now-empty socket that once contained an eye. He needed a shave, though he didn't seem to notice. There was a long, thin scar on the temple beside his missing eye, an ugly slashing thing that Marco knew was from the bullet that took his eye. His skin looked almost leathery, clearly from a good deal of exposure to the sun.

He wore a simple greatcoat, but woven into the coat were armor plates that backed up the kevlar vest he wore underneath. His pants were extremely faded and had more pockets in them than any man could use. Underneath the vest was a simple t-shirt, and worn gloves poked out of one of his pockets. It got cold at nights, in the Capital Wastes. "So! Am I free to go?" He glanced from Tobias to the officer, and back again. By all appearances, he seemed unconcerned, though someone that knew him as well as Tobias would likely be able to tell that this was Marco's equivalent of nervous. This wife-and-child thing was freaking him out, for all his attempts to be responsible about it.

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[info]ex_birdboy908
2009-01-19 09:05 pm UTC (link)
"Free to go," Tobias parroted, his smile falling to a half-smirk as he took a quick assessment of Marco's posture, stopped slightly by the armored coat. Still, that wasn't a conversation to have in a police station, so he shoved it to the back, figuring it would be good fodder for distracting Marco from his nervous jitter.

Which was a sad statement, when he thought about it. But then, so was the story of their lives.

By the time Tobias muddled through his thoughts, the cop was done reading Marco the riot act, and waved them off toward the exit.

"And his effects?" Tobias scrubbed a hand over his face, sure that was going to be a fun hoop to jump through.

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[info]imthecuteone
2009-01-19 10:08 pm UTC (link)
Marco glanced at the officer and saw that he wasn't planning on handing him back his equipment. That was unacceptable, and after the little bit of checking he'd been able to do while waiting for Tobias, he knew exactly how to handle the problem. "Look man, I'll be honest with you. This, this is all just a biiiiig misunderstanding." He smirked a little and added, "Then again I'm sure you hear that a lot, so I'll cut the bull. Here's what happened." For one tiny little second, it seemed like Marco was going to tell the cop the real truth.

And then he grinned and said, "I'm an actor. Maybe you've heard of me? Marco Hernandez. Yeah, I'm shooting a movie. That new," he paused for a second, looking as if he was hesitant to say what it was. Really he was just searching for some property that would make a decent sci-fi movie, something that would explain the hardware and the energy sword. "Okay, I'll be honest with you." His voice sunk to a conspiratorial whisper. "Lucas and Spielberg are getting back together. Now I should say right up front this doesn't involve a guy in a hat with a whip, but it's gonna be great, man." To Marco's credit, he actually was a good actor, and was selling this story pretty well. He moved closer to the officer, acting for all the world like a guy sharing an important secret. "But you know the way Lucas has been getting, right? Turned into a real diva, that one has. We got half an hour for lunch. So can you blame me for just trying to run out for something?"

The officer blinked at him curiously. "The guns are real." It looked like the poor guy was torn between buying the story and his better judgment.

"Well yeah, we use blanks for those," Marco continued. "I tried to tell Lucas that this kind of careless shit is what did in Brandon Lee, but did he listen? Part of me thinks he'd dig the publicity a dead star would get him." He sighed and shook his head. "No, no, the guy is an immovable object. So I just took off. I didn't think about how it looked until, well, until it was too late." The cop was almost on the hook... "Hey, I know I look the part, makeup and wardrobe is fantastic. They got Tom Savini, of course the makeup looks great, but the question is do I act like some crazy terrorist explodey guy?"

The cop sighed and shook his head. He clearly wanted the crazy actor out of his hair. "Fine. Stop by the front desk on your way out, somebody'll get your stuff. Just get out of here, and next time? Order delivery."

"Yes sir," Marco chirped, with only a hint of sarcasm. Then he turned and joined Tobias, grinning broadly. Under his breath, he said, "Well that went better than I thought it would. Let's get out of here before they realize a Lucas/Spielberg reunion would've been in all the papers."

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[info]ex_birdboy908
2009-01-19 10:24 pm UTC (link)
Only years of being subjected to that sort of stunt from the other man kept Tobias' face straight through Marco's bull. He even managed a nod here, a look of warning for 'slipping information' there, to add weight to the whole thing. An actor, he was not, but it seemed to at least fool the cop. He breathed a heavy sigh once they were waved out, playing it off as disgruntled annoyance, as they headed over to the desk. Once they were far enough away, he nodded, breaking a genuine smile.

"Frankly? If he bought that, I would question his literacy. Shit, man,"

He leaned against the desk, waiting patiently while Marco gave a similar song-and-dance to the desk jockey to get his arsenal back. Occasionally, he sent and received a text, at the very least keeping up the image of the the busy movie producer/agent/whatever the hell Marco had claimed he was.

When he wasn't texting and taking notes about the situation they seemed to have found themselves in, he was taking a mental inventory of Marco's condition, scars, trying to see just how much damage he'd taken in this new reality he had been in, what was fresh enough to be off the list for discussion.

There was also the occasional glance to the clock, but that was so habitual now, it was barely more than a natural scan.

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[info]imthecuteone
2009-01-19 10:52 pm UTC (link)
Marco snorted as they waited for the clerk to retrieve his things. The poor guy looked like he wanted to do anything else. Clearly this guy didn't buy the prop story, but orders were orders. "I think the only part he bought," Marco continued, turning around to face Tobias and leaning against the desk, "was the part about not being a 'terrorist explodey guy'. Which is all that really matters to me, but if my story can start a rumor that eventually propels Lucas and Spielberg to actually get back together? Hey, bonus!"

He relaxed against the desk, arms crossing over his chest. "So. This whole wife-and-kid thing. What's your take on it?" He smirked. "I already got advice from, and you'll love this, a man of the cloth. But I want your take on it, especially since you know the other me and Ceridwen." He showed no signs of any real emotion as he spoke, at the moment. It was deliberate, and Marco had a feeling Tobias knew it. "I mean, I can see why the other me was drawn to her. She's hot. And she seems cool. Always knew I'd only ever really be able to settle down with a woman that could kick my ass." He chuckled a little, referring to what Tobias told him about the psychics and the occasional times he'd thought about straying. "I don't want to hurt her. Of course I don't want to hurt her, I don't even know her. See what I'm saying?"

He ran one hand up through his hair before letting it plop against the desk behind him. "I mean," he paused and sighed, knowing this would sound cold and probably earn him a glare from Tobias, "I can probably fake love for a week or two. But if this is permanent? I have no idea what to do with that. I could maybe handle the marriage, but being a dad?" He shook his head, a surprisingly serious look on his face. "I'm not the type to be haunted by the things I've done. That's more Jake's bag, but I won't lie and say that the past ten years haven't changed me. I don't know if I can handle becoming a father yet. Maybe the other me could, and if so he's a better man than I."

"So." He took a deep breath before continuing. "I'm going to talk to her. Even I'm not cold enough to just ditch her totally. After that, though... I guess what I'm asking is, as a man who knows all of the parties involved, what do you think I should do?"

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[info]ex_birdboy908
2009-01-19 11:08 pm UTC (link)
"I don't think there's enough money, women, or alcohol left in the Western Hemisphere to make Spielberg make that mistake again. Obviously you missed the last Indiana Jones movie? A for effort, but the aliens thing just sort of sold it out." The last was said with an wry smirk, shaking his head slightly.

When Marco started in on his overview of things with Coop- Ceridwen- he sobered up, doing his best to balance listening with watching the way Marco moved, the little ticks and faces he'd gotten used to reading. Spending half of their friendship communicating with thought and body language lead a certain familiarity, and he was trying to see just how much this Marco was like the one he remembered. The answer didn't shock him in the slightest.

He waited patiently for the rambling to stop, giving Marco a minute to stop fidgeting and listen before speaking.

"To be honest? I had no idea what I was going to tell you, five minutes ago. You are, admittedly, not the man I knew a few days ago. And you're sure as hell not the same as we were half a lifetime ago. If anything, your ego's grown and you natural censure has shrank past the point of recognition. Wait, that's- not really a change." Smirk.

"What I'm trying to say is, I don't know you as much as I really should to be making that call for you. What I can tell you, is that you had a good thing. You were a lot less of an ass around her. You calmed down a lot. Admittedly, her family is enough to drive anyone up a wall, but that's a longer story, better for when you're closer to drunk. But I could tell you really did love her. And for good reason. She was just as crazy, self-centered and danger-friendly as you were. Match made in heaven.

"It's also worth mentioning- you're not a dad yet, Marco. She's pregnant. I don't know how far along, but at least you have a few months to adjust to that part. Assuming we're really going to be stuck here." A hand moved through his hair- twenty minutes left, maybe less- but he went on.

"My suggestion? Go talk to her. Grab a bite, spend the night with her, and see how you feel about it. You've got instincts, use them."

He had been watching Marco strap up while he was talking, and finally just sighed, moving his head toward the door. "C'mon. Let's go,"

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[info]imthecuteone
2009-01-19 11:27 pm UTC (link)
Marco blinked at that. "Aliens in an Indy movie?" He made a mental note not to look into the new Indiana Jones movie. Sounded like a really bad idea.

He listened to Tobias speak without interrupting him. He didn't even try to make a bad joke. That in and of itself made it clear he was taking it pretty seriously. He nodded at certain parts, taking it all in. "She sounds..." He stopped, not entirely sure what to say for a second there. "She sounds like a pretty cool chick." He gave Tobias a little one-shoulder shrug and followed him out.

"I'm definitely going to talk to her. Staying the night..." He tsked and shook his head. "We'll see how it goes. This whole thing is going to be pretty awkward for both of us, but if it goes well I probably will." It was left unsaid that if it didn't go well, he'd vacate the premises at the first available opportunity.

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[info]ex_birdboy908
2009-01-19 11:43 pm UTC (link)
Tobias nodded at the question, shrugging a shoulder. "The 'we-come-in-peace', knowledge-bearing kind. Of course, the villian was a commie." Because commies were always more heinous than aliens.

"I don't know her that well. Life sort of gets in the way- I usually only see you when we're busy diverting crises. That's why I got so pissed about missing the drink- you were probably going to tell me she was pregnant, come to think. You sounded... anxious, when we spoke." Not excited. Not really worried. That general, 'holy shit' kind of anxiety. Almost exactly like he had right then.

Picking up on the unsaid, Tobias nodded, clapping a hand genially on Marco's shoulder. "I'll show you the pub where I'll be waiting." A contingency plan, not a comment on how he expected things to go.

Tobias turned to lead the way out of the building, making it to the sidewalk before turning to give Marco a sly sort of smile. "We can hop a portkey- oh, right. There's these... teleports. Can take you to Wales in a blink. One's nearby, but I've got to-" He motioned with his head towards an alley. The look on his face should have explained it well enough; fifteen years, and he was still having to morph every two hours. It wasn't ideal, but he had a mostly normal life, besides. At least, as normal as he would have wanted.

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[info]imthecuteone
2009-01-20 12:19 am UTC (link)
Marco just snorted derisively at that. "Who the hell came up with that idea, anyway? I mean sure, sharing knowledge is great, but nobody just gives it away." He thought about the Andalites. As cool as they were, they definitely qualified, at least in the beginning.

"Anxious?" He considered that. Out of all the things Tobias could have said, anxious was what he chose. The fact that he didn't say 'excited' seemed, in Marco's mind, to indicate that it was unexpected, though he wasn't sure. "Were we, I mean...were we trying for it? Or did it just happen?" He smiled and nodded at the contingency plan. He didn't mistake it for anything other than that.

Marco nodded in understanding and took up a position in front of the alley, doing a pretty good job of blocking off sight of it. "G'head in, I'll cover you."

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[info]ex_birdboy908
2009-01-20 12:28 am UTC (link)
"Would you know, I called George Lucas to ask him, but when he asked how I got his number, and I told him Anakin Skywalker gave it to me, he wasn't amused." The worst part of that was, he really did know Anakin Skywalker. He realized, then, if Marco wasn't from that universe, he might not get it. He'd explain later.

The question just earned a nod/shrug combination, Tobias really unsure what to say to that. "It wasn't something you liked to talk about." Which of course either meant he didn't want a child, and she did, or he did want a kid and didn't want to admit it, for whatever reason. He didn't have to fill in that blank- he was pretty sure Marco knew better than he did, anyway. Glad the contingency plan was accepted, he just nodded confirmation, before slipping off into the alley.

There was the barely-audible pop and grind of bones reshaping and resizing, that a person without context never would have picked up on, as Tobias went through the requesite shift, pausing a moment to catch his breath before morphing back. It really did take some energy, without all the adrenaline in his veins.

A minute later, Tobias re-emerged from the alleyway, rolling his neck and adjusting his shirt.

"Now, as I was saying. Portkeys. Did someone give you the rundown about all of the insanity of this place?" He obviously didn't feel the need to dwell on his still needing to morph- nothing had changed about that, and it was one of the few side effects from the old war that he felt melancholy about.

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[info]imthecuteone
2009-01-20 03:49 pm UTC (link)
Marco didn't know Anakin Skywalker, but he got the gist of the joke and laughed. He'd met Lucas once, and knew that the man could be...difficult.

While Tobias morphed, Marco thought about what he'd said. He really couldn't think too hard on it at the moment. He'd decided to go see her, so there was nothing more for it. The rest of the situation could be worked out after that.

"Yeah, Melpomene explained it. She's a Muse. Apparently the younger me went clubbing with her, back in the day." He grinned a little at that, but quickly squashed it. Now just didn't seem the right time for grinning, especially in regards clubbing with a woman that wasn't his pregnant wife. He noted the need for morphing human, but didn't say anything. He figured if Tobias wanted to bring it up, he would. "She showed me the website," he continued, slightly more serious. "Please tell me someone was tripping balls when they made that. It almost made me yank out my remaining eye."

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[info]ex_birdboy908
2009-01-20 07:07 pm UTC (link)
Tobias nodded a bit. "Yeah, we know Mel. One of the many women you had following you around for a while, as if that's any surprise," For once, he wasn't smiling either. Tobias wasn't stupid enough to not realize why Marco felt the need to play the playboy. And part of it was his fault, so he decided not to dwell on that idea too long.

"The story I heard, the girl that wrote it was eleven at the time. It gets better, later. I should've saved a copy of that." He shrugged, turning down an alley a block up, pointing over at an old concert poster. "That's it. So, you wanted a geiger test first, right? We can head to New York first, should have something at the office."

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[info]imthecuteone
2009-01-20 07:34 pm UTC (link)
Marco's eyebrows rose at that, and he leveled a look at Tobias that was a mix of incredulous and amused. "I had a Muse following me around?" A second later and the rest of what Tobias said registered. "One of?" He let out a barking laugh and held up a hand. "Okay, hold up, flag on the play! You're talking about glory days I've never lived, man. Before I meet my wife I need to know about these things!" Especially considering the fact that if he was married, he was going to hold to those vows. If he'd had adventures, he at least wanted to hear about them.

When Tobias pointed out the concert poster, he blinked before narrowing his eye. "That is the magic teleportation thing? An old poster?" He moved forward to peer at it. "An old poster for The Clash. Well, at least whoever made it had good taste." He glanced over to Tobias. "Okay, yeah, testing first. I don't want to do any damage to the baby."

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[info]ex_birdboy908
2009-01-20 07:44 pm UTC (link)
He was really hoping it wasn't going to come to that. "In her defense, she just thought you were interesting. They- the mythological types- find humans interesting," It was obvious by the tone that he heard that statement a lot more than he thought was necessary. "And yeah. I lost count of a lot of the stories, not to mention..." Handmotion, "You bullshit a lot. How the hell am I supposed to know what was real?

"C'mon, you'll get the full insane-universe experience, while I think about what stories you'll really want to hear." He offered a hand out to Marco, waiting a beat before emphasizing the motion. "It's how it works. Also? If you didn't feel naseaus already, you probably will when we land. It goes away after a few minutes. If anything..." Brow arch, "Vital, fells out of place, though, let me know. Some people don't take this so well," He managed a full three seconds before smiling at that, to show the joke.

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[info]imthecuteone
2009-01-20 08:14 pm UTC (link)
Marco's brow arched at that. "Man, if I can keep a Muse interested, I'd say that's a glowing review on me." He grinned at Tobias, though he was clearly a little uncertain about the whole mythological thing. "So." After a moment, he went on, "We talking people playing at being gods like good ol' Ellimist, or are these grade A, accept no substitutes divinities?" The emphasis he put on the word Ellimist made it clear he didn't exactly have buckets of respect for the guy.

"I think if anything vital is missing, we'll find out pretty quickly," he chuckled, taking Tobias' hand. He had no real fear of this thing, having seen his share of odd things in the capitol. "If you think this is crazy, you should see some of the cybernetics in the Wasteland. Some people, honestly, shouldn't be allowed near a scalpel." Not that he wasn't a fan. If he'd had enough caps, he'd have paid for a cybernetic eye. He glanced at him, brow furrowing in curiosity. "Why not just summarize 'em all?" His eye narrowed a little. "Is there something I'm not going to want to hear in there, Tobias?" Or is there something you don't want me to know, he didn't add. Being in the wastes, associating with the kind of people he'd associated with, made him exceptionally paranoid, even of people who were supposed to be friends and allies.

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[info]ex_birdboy908
2009-01-20 08:26 pm UTC (link)
"The real deal. Mostly Greeks. God, too, but She's... well, a woman. And a little psychotic." There was a tone Tobias used when he was joking, and there was a distinct other voice especially for those things so ridiculous, he couldn't be making them up, and therefore believed true. This was definately the latter. He didn't comment on the Ellimist, obviously not a fan of the topic for whatever reason.

His comment about crazy actually made Tobias laugh. "Please, this is tip of the iceberg crap. I don't think my crazy was as close to bodily harm as yours, don't get me wrong. But I'll tell you, this place has plenty going for it. Life never gets boring. Might even be able to find you a new eye, if you want. I've stopped thinking in terms of impossible, even by our standards."

He caught the paranoid look, and was decidedly nonplussed, just shrugging a shoulder. "Don't know if I'd have long enough to even summarize. From vampires to muses, and a lot of in between." Tobias didn't comment on the last- probably more incriminating than it should have been. But rather than try and think of how to respond to it, he just reached out and set his palm to the poster, feeling the tell-tale pull behind his stomach that signaled them flying through space, toward New York City.

The landing was a little rough, but he landed with just a stumble, bracing himself on a surprisingly similar alley wall.

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[info]imthecuteone
2009-01-21 02:10 am UTC (link)
Marco snorted at that. "Always knew that if god - and I'm refusing on general principle to capitalize that g - even existed, He/She would be crazy." In Marco's book, he'd be better off never meeting the big g himself.

He shook his head. "The eye was a serious lesson in trust. It stays just the way it is." His tone was pretty clear. He'd brook no argument on this one. It was definitely something he'd grown used to, and was a permanent reminder of what happened if you trusted someone farther than you needed to.

He didn't respond to the obvious dancing Tobias was doing at first. This was partially due to the jerking motion and his stomach doing somersaults, and partially due to the rather rough landing. He missed the wall at first, unused to such a sudden start-stop, but was able to catch himself a moment later. He stood there for a moment, catching his breath and making sure his stomach was okay, before turning to face Tobias, both hands dropping into the pockets of his greatcoat. He considered Tobias for a second before speaking. "I don't need two eyes to see that dancing you're doing, Tobias." He sighed, leaning back against the alley wall, still a little woozy from his first teleport. "I want to know, Tobias. What is it you're not telling me?"

He still needed a second to catch his breath. "If this is something I absolutely can't know, for timestream reasons, then fine. I won't like it, but I'll accept it. If not? Then I want to know." Marco's trademark manipulations were back in full force. He'd given Tobias an out, that was true. And if Tobias took it and was telling the truth, Marco could accept that. But if Tobias took it and wasn't telling the truth, he'd likely feel at least a little guilt over it. That's the sort of guy Tobias was. And that's what Marco was banking on.

A to Z. It wasn't always pretty, but Marco firmly believed that it was really the only way to see.

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[info]ex_birdboy908
2009-01-21 09:25 am UTC (link)
Tobias actual nodded a little to agree, before elaborating. "Crazy's one way of putting it. But it's just a name here- she plays at being the Pope, but she doesn't ant-farm people any more, unless they ask. The only thing she tries to do to anyone, is get in their pants." He's back to the 'too-crazy-to-be-a-joke' tone of voice, again. That tended to be the only way to talk about deities wanting to sleep with you, he started to realize.

A hand went up, a placating reflex, at Marco's comment about his eye; less to try and patronize Marco, and more because he was used to being threatened with bodily harm of some kind for suggesting 'the easy way' by his co-wokers. "Fair enough. Figured I'd put it on the table."

He knew the next part was coming, even with Marco's pause. As such, he just settled his shoulders against the wall, leaning back with one ankle crossed over the other in a surprisingly passive-agressive posture to wait him out. Most people would probably tell you that having a conversation like that was a bad idea in a dimly-lit alleyway, but then most people didn't know just how many supers were wandering around that block. When the words did come, he didn't balk, half because of expectation, half to keep from giving Marco the satisfaction. He didn't comment on the manipulation, too used to it by now to really be shocked.

"You know, I've been working in time/space policing for a while now, and there is nothing you can't know, for the timestream here," The two of them having their conversation ten years in the past was Exhibit A for that, which he signified with a little glance around. "That said, you can't fault me for trying to save you from knowing about completely irrelevant fuck-ups. Not that 'the Great Ladykiller'-" A somewhat sarcastic, but amused tone, "Had so many in plain sight," But they- Jake, Marco, and he- remembered the truth. Knew why Marco had played movie star.

"You weren't happy with it. We were all willing to pin it on you being you for a while- wanting the laughs, the company, the attention. Whatever. But after a while- and, granted, this 'while' took the better part of a year, and at least a few of these little trips into insanity- it just... stopped working. You kept going out with the girls, having the parties and the drinks, but it was obvious- to the rest of us, at least, that it was a front." 'Us' being the Animorphs- it had taken Tobias a long time to ever really think of another one.

"So sure, I could tell you about the girls and Vegas, and that one time with the twins, and the unfortunate incident out in Prague." There was a bare hint of a smile here, completely despite himself- fronts or not, some of the stories were amusing. "But I don't want to stand here and tell you that the you I knew was so much happier than you, before he started to pull shit together. I don't think he was," And, yeah, settling down and having a family might have had something to do with that. It might not. Especially with his own... domestic troubles, Tobias had learned not to go preaching to others (finally). It wasn't a coincidence he didn't know much about Marco's attempt at a marriage- the blind leading the blind wasn't exactly a great philosophy.

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[info]imthecuteone
2009-01-21 06:14 pm UTC (link)
Marco's face clouded over, and quite abruptly he pushed off the wall and headed toward the entrance of the alley. "I can feel a paradox coming," he tossed back. The fact that he was using a term from an old tabletop game as an excuse to end the conversation was a tremendous indicator of how much he wanted to avoid the issue. It wasn't that he was unaware of exactly what Tobias was talking about. It was that discussion of that issue would skirt dangerously close to an issue he really didn't want to discuss with anyone. The Wastes stripped you of many things. Dignity, honor, things Marco had barely possessed to begin with. Self-delusion, though, that Marco possessed in spades, and he held onto it bitterly for the first few years.

Ultimately he'd been forced to realize it, though. A string of broken hearts and two assassination attempts by these spurned former companions made him really examine why none of these relationships had worked. He'd come to the conclusion that none of them were his type. After some thinking, he'd determined that his type was the kind of woman who could spar him snark-for-snark, someone who had a similar pragmatic outlook on life, and someone who could kick his ass.

He'd abruptly ended these considerations. He didn't really know why, not consciously, but he began to feel like they were heading in a direction that he didn't want to follow. He'd never examined them again, convincing himself that he didn't need to. And he definitely wasn't about to open that can of worms again.

After a few moments he stopped and turned, hands on his hips. "You said us. We ever get the full team here?" Safer subjects. Much safer subjects. At least, at first glance, which was all Marco had given it before he'd brought it up.

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[info]ex_birdboy908
2009-01-21 07:27 pm UTC (link)
Almost imperceptably, Tobias relaxed at the words; not that he was really worried for his safety around Marco, but he knew just what they were dancing around, as well. And it was the one and only thing he believed could actually sending them to blows. For once, he just wasn't in the mood to fight. Especially considering even he was of the opinion that he was on the losing end, this time.

The question wasn't much better, but Tobias figured it was fair, Marco picking at one of his scars the same as he'd done.

"No. Ax and Cassie never made it. We found a stray fleet of Andalites, once, but they'd never heard of Earth. Had no interest in us, at all. And unless Cassie has decided to go completely underground, I've never seen her. Definately not on the boards." He assumed- hoped- Marco was aware Rachel was alive. At least in the abstract sense that it would save them that entire conversation. He wasn't proud of the way he'd handled things, in retrospect, but even so, he wasn't self-depricating enough to give it- her- up.

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[info]imthecuteone
2009-01-21 08:14 pm UTC (link)
Marco realized about two seconds after the words left his mouth what he'd just done. His face fell just a little, and he held up his hands. "Sorry. Didn't think." He genuinely hadn't meant it to dig at a scar. He wasn't above that, he just hadn't intended it this time.

This was rapidly turning into a very awkward, depressing conversation. Something told him that the two of them would have to talk about this some day, either as them or their younger selves. But now was probably not the time.

Not that he wasn't worried. He was. He was worried that the younger him had hooked up with this girl, Cooper or Ceridwen or whatever she wanted to call herself, out of some...something. Something that he couldn't quite put his finger on, but deep down knew all the same. He was worried that the younger him was using this girl as a break, some stability between his more whirlwind romances. He couldn't see himself doing it intentionally, but if he were totally honest with himself? It was a possibility. The thought that the younger version of himself might have done that and then let it get so out of control that he'd end up married to and conceiving a child with this girl...it terrified him.

That, more than anything, was what was causing his nervousness. "So how long have I been with Ceridwen?" Hopefully this, at least, would be a safe, scar-free subject. "And, uh, how did it start? Do you know?" Or maybe not. But he needed the information. In the coldest terms possible, he needed to do a tactical analysis of the situation, and right now he just didn't have the information necessary to do it. He was hoping Tobias wouldn't be able to tell that's what he was doing, but the two of them had known each other long enough that it was possible he would.

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[info]ex_birdboy908
2009-01-21 08:57 pm UTC (link)
"You usually don't," The retort was light, coupled with a shrug. He could tell the regret was sincere, and that was enough. He wasn't interested in grudges right then. He wanted to help Marco meet with his wife, and see for himself what was what. Maybe in a small way, he hoped that would set Marco straighter on some things; Cooper was one of the few people Tobias believed was making the other man happy. And that was... better, for him. Marco. For both of them.

He frowned briefly, vaguely, and took a step ahead of Marco, to lead the way to X-Factor (and, admittedly, to hide his face). "You met just after we got here, briefly. She was just an acquaintance, for a while." Marco's playboy phase, although thanks to his earlier reaction, he let that go unsaid. "There was a... thing. Rift trash influx of the month, basic fight. I don't remember the details on that, just that it was a strength in numbers thing. I called you guys, to help out- I had just started working for X-Factor. You came along for the ride, we ended up out in Cardiff for a while, with Torchwood. There were drinks. Jokes. Nothing serious. Then, a few weeks later, you went back. No fight, nothing. Just 'drinks with Coop'." He shrugged. Still, the story wasn't what Marco was looking for, and he knew it. After a pause, he went on.

"You bicker. A lot. And if I didn't know better, I'd be convinced she hated me. She's a bitch at the best of times- I'd watch your back, with the mood swings, now. But. That said. It's... from what you say, she's almost your ideal. You go to the gun range together, swap 'would you believe' stories-" The less drastic, watercolor landscapes of their teenage years. "She can drink you under a table, and kicks your ass at darts." One more shrug.

"It makes sense," That probably said more to Marco than the rest combined; Tobias knew how he thought. The pro-con tree that was Marco's relationship skills. And, by numbers, Cooper worked. Tobias never really bothered to question it, past that.

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[info]imthecuteone
2009-01-21 09:41 pm UTC (link)
Now that Marco was in tac-mode, he could see clearer. He looked at what he had on the table in front of him and realized that if this was temporary, there was no way in hell he would have enough time to sort of his issues before it went back to normal. A week or two, from what he could tell the general consensus for how long this would last, was nowhere near enough time to fall in love with someone. Not for a guy like Marco.

He walked with Tobias, listening to what he said, ticking little boxes and arranging neat little columns in his head. Things were falling into place and clicking in ways they hadn't since going to the wastes. She did sound pretty good. But, while not the most complimentary of metaphors, so did most used cars. She may very well be just as good as Tobias said, but Tobias had said he didn't know her all that well. He'd have to reserve judgment until meeting her and spending some time with her.

Finally he came to a decision. "I want you to tell me the rules of time travel." His gears were turning now, and he continued, "Maybe this all goes back to normal and I don't remember. That's fine. But if I do? I want to know what I can and can't say and do. And before you say I don't need to know, let me make it clear that if I do remember, I'm going to blunder around in the past - or the present, I guess - with my own ideas anyway, so you might as well do your best to make sure I don't inadvertently unravel time." He grinned, and it never quite reached his eye. "Risk analysis time, Tobias. Am I more dangerous with the knowledge, or without?"

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[info]ex_birdboy908
2009-01-21 10:41 pm UTC (link)
They managed to make it to X-Factor's stoop before Marco spoke again, and Tobias half-turned over his shoulder to listen to the question, while he considered the door. No keypad, no scanner. Just a lock. Right. Welcome to the past. Unfortunately, when he tried it, it swung open, so he was left without the distraction.

"The first rule," He grunted as he put a shoulder into the door to get it to open fully- one of the metas must have disagreed with it earlier. "Is that this place can change them whenever it wants. It's like Cosmic Calvinball. Usually? No going in the past to see yourself or loved ones. No altering major historical events. No breaking the fourth wall and telling someone from a contemporary that you're from the future. And above all else, no dimension hopping. However, those are never all upheld at the same time, and the vortex- generally accepted phenomena that brings you here, or the 'big fuck-off tornado'- can disregard whichever ones it wants. Has already done so, just by us having this conversation. So if I was worried about that? I would have left you to handle shit yourself.

"Yeah, there's a 50/50 shot either you or Coop are not going to remember any of this in a few days. Just as good a shot neither of you will. Then there's the chance that you'll just... go away when it's over, as if you served some purpose here. You could go back to being younger, you could stay the same age. You could turn into an Asian woman named Frieda, it's really kind of up in the air," He was leading them down a hallway as he spoke, glancing in doors and glad that the place was mostly empty. He received a few weird loogs, but most everyone knew that if you looked like you belonged there, you probably did.

"But to the best of my knowledge, if time was going to unravel? This is what it would look like. So I highly doubt you're going to have the honor of destroying this place, by talking to a woman you slept with." Probably not the most succinct answer, but it bought him time to find the old storage room, resembling something like a police evidence locker, or probably more appropriately, a sci-fi movie prop room. He started examining shelves, turning over various devices, assumedly with purpose.

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[info]imthecuteone
2009-01-21 10:57 pm UTC (link)
Marco's eye widened at that. "An Asian chick-okay, Tobias, if I ever turn into a woman you have my permission to knock me the fuck out and lock me in a closet 'til you figure out how to fix it." Some people may have enjoyed gender-swapping. Marco? Not so much. "And I thought the wasteland was weird," he muttered under his breath.

He glanced around what he was already thinking of as the 'prop closet' but didn't touch anything. He was nowhere near that stupid. "What if I didn't talk to her once things got back to normal," he questioned, brow furrowing. "I'm not saying I plan on it. I'm just examining every possibility." It was true. He had no idea what he was going to do if he remembered everything after normality set back in. Right now, he was just trying to gather all the information he could. "What if I start talking to someone else instead? Is this a predestination thing, or-" He paused in thought. "Wait, hold on, I think I have the answer to that one already. I'm from an alternate reality, so I suppose the 'one stream with no branches' theory is proven wrong just by me existing."

After a moment, he nodded. "Okay. I've got what I need for now." He stepped back a little bit, giving Tobias room to search for whatever it was he was intending to use. "So what levels are safe for a developing baby? I didn't much care about the numbers, myself. So long as I got anti-rads into my system regularly, and wasn't sweating and puking up my guts, I was okay." He had suffered from slight radiation sickness before. It sucked, but it was part of where he'd been.

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[info]ex_birdboy908
2009-01-21 11:13 pm UTC (link)
"The genderswaps are few and far between, unless that's your thing. Pepsi cornered the market on Gender-Swap Pop a little before our time." He let that hang for a minute. "No, you've never. Neither have I," By choice. And hey, it was a relatively safe, if slightly embarassing, break from the heavy discussion. He'd take it.

Tobias turned, about to warn Marco not to touch anything, when he noticed the restraint, just nodding slightly and going back to what he was doing. The next question didn't even merit him turning around- he had a good Back to the Future reference on hold, when Marco stepped back. Oh, well.

As for the radiation. "To be honest? No idea. It's not like I had the time to study nuclear physics. I just need the- ah," He pulled a dusty toolbox-shaped device off the back of one of the shelves, using the heel of one hand to wipe off the display.

"Geiger counter to see if this'll work." He went back to one of the shelves, picking up a relatively large amulet-looking thing, which he held out to Marco. "Around your neck, than turn the front piece to your right." To prove a point, he turned on the geiger counter before Marco had a chance to digest the request, wincing at the loud whine of the machine, actually paling a little when the needle jumped right to red. At this rate, he was going to need some sort of drugs, for exposure.

"I have no idea who we got those from. But they block out UV radiation, gamma waves, some psychic frequencies. Play hell with your cell phone signal, but it might keep you from killing her." Had he mentioned this place was like a sci-fi geek's toybox?

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[info]imthecuteone
2009-01-21 11:32 pm UTC (link)
"Gender-Swap Pop?" Marco stared at him for a second. "You're serious, aren't you? They made a soda that changes your fucking gender? My god. I'm surprised plastic surgeons everywhere didn't try to kill them!" He had to just shake his head at that. "I've seen some fucked up mutated things in my time, and that is still far weirder."

When the thing jumped straight to red and began the most annoying whine Marco had ever heard, he immediately activated the shield. He hadn't realized he was that bad. "Might?" He glanced down at the Geiger counter again. "How certain are you?" This was definitely not something he wanted to take his chances on. "I've killed people, some of them young. But I've never killed a baby, and I don't plan on today being the day that changes." He sounded just a little more serious now, and any thoughts of 'ooh, shiny' had been pushed from his mind.

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[info]ex_birdboy908
2009-01-22 12:00 am UTC (link)
"I'm serious. It's only temporary, though. Few hours, at the best. Sell it in sex shops, mostly. As for fucked up, you might want to drop the 'mutated' part of that. Have a little sensitivity, man. They're fucking X-men." He couldn't help but laugh a little incredulously himself, at that; every once and a while, when he stepped back, the oddity of this place hit him full force. Thankfully, he was able to bounce back from it quickly, now.

The talk of killing made Tobias give him a Look, as the high-pitched whine abruptly dropped down to a click here or there, the needle sedately bouncing just near the baseline. "It's not a median thing. If they work, they work. I just wasn't sure it would keep things in, as well as out." He might not be the best of friends with Cooper, but he wouldn't risk her life, or that of Marco's kid. Thank God for science fiction logic. "Now like I said, cell phones, wifi, things like that are probably going to fuck up with it on, so it's not exactly a permanent solution. But it'll do, for now."

And, in a show of good office policy, he even turned to pull the clipboard off the shelf, scribbling down the information about who was taking the device, and where it was going. Pissing off your boss was bad form. Pissing off your boss who could make infinite, sometimes-less-moral copies of themselves to 'handle the situation' was just stupid.

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[info]imthecuteone
2009-01-22 08:33 pm UTC (link)
Marco just gave him an incredulous chuckle. "Okay, let me rephrase. Rad-mutants. Think those fucked up people from that terrible terrible movie with the people living in the hill." He'd grown relatively used to such things pretty quickly. It helped that he saw most of them from the barrel of one of his guns. He didn't hate them, by any means. He just recognized them for what they were: Dangerous psychotics.

This had no bearing on his feelings for the X-Men. He had a fondness for them. Especially the women. "I'm going to need to stay away from X-women for the duration of this weird pseudo-marriage thing." He thought about it for a moment, and then amended, "I'm going to need to stay away from any other woman during this thing." He knew he wouldn't be able to keep himself from flirting, and with a pregnant wife here, that...didn't seem like a good idea.

He noted the look, but didn't say anything. If Tobias wanted to know, he'd tell him. It wasn't really something he intended to volunteer. Instead, he focused on the amulet thing. "Man. Why does this universe get all the good shit? We could've used some of this stuff." He didn't clarify when. He really doubted he needed to.

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[info]ex_birdboy908
2009-01-22 09:16 pm UTC (link)
Tobias might have made a slight face at the description of the rad-mutants, but he didn't say anything. He'd seen some awful things in his time, but the one thing he knew about a pissing contest like that was how dubious an honor it was to really win. Not to mention, it wasn't really something he enjoyed thinking about, surprise surprise.

He couldn't stop a low chuckle at the comment about keeping away from women, shaking his head a little to himself. "Probably for the best. Even if she can't kick your ass, she's got about two dozen siblings and cousins who would. You're married to the mob, in a way."

The Look, in Tobias' opinion, had actually served its purpose- he didn't want to know about the killing Marco'd done. He knew enough about the both of them to know that Marco could take care of himself by whatever means necessary, he didn't need it charted out. The shield was as good a diversion as any, and he nodded, having to scoff another sort of laugh. "One of the best things about knowing comic book heroes, is getting to use the toys. There's truth rays, telepathy-inducing amulets, hoverboards, at least one sonic screwdriver. It almost makes me pity them a little, that they need all the hardware, you know?" That, obviously, was sarcasm, but really- they'd managed to save the planet with just a little intuition, and a few painful hours as animals. If they'd had lightsabers and their own spacecraft, well, things probably would have gone a lot faster.

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[info]imthecuteone
2009-01-24 10:58 am UTC (link)
Marco, on the other hand, had come to enjoy pissing contests like that. It was the kind of thing he did in bars with other guns-for-hire. Or on jobs. Or getting patched up. The fucked up things you'd seen during your time in the wastes were badges of honor, and the guy with the most fucked up story won a little more respect, at least until the next meeting, when new stories would be exchanged. It was dark humor, but in a world that had been nuked to hell and back, that was about the only kind there was left. Still, he wasn't there anymore, and that meant a return to more civilized talk, so he didn't continue.

"Somehow," he chuckled, shaking his head ruefully, "that doesn't surprise me. Always good to have a bunch of allies that feel varying degrees of obligation towards you." He didn't really stop to think about how cold that sounded. He didn't think he'd have married her for that, unless there was a war on. All bets were off in war.

"Hoverboards?" His eyes lit up at that. Oh yes, Tobias had just said a magic word. "Please tell me I can buy one somewhere." He still didn't touch anything, although he did look around again. Restraint was always a good idea when they might have some kind of supernuke in here.

He hesitated before commenting on how much faster the war would have gone with supertech like this. "It would've been more efficient, but all the whiny, bleeding heart idiots that got off on calling Jake a war criminal would've just been even whinier." It was pretty clear that Marco had a very distinct disgust for those sorts of people.

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[info]ex_birdboy908
2009-01-24 12:27 pm UTC (link)
"In that case, you sure know how to pick 'em. 'A bunch' in this case is about four dozen," Tobias busied himself with putting the geiger counter back, used to Marco's rationale by now. He just didn't let it get to him. Or, in a more fair rationale, he didn't stop Marco on the off chance that someone else would teach him that lesson.

When Marco gave him the kid-at-Christmas eyes, his eyes just rolled. "I can talk to a time-traveler for you, but I wouldn't know where to get one. And I don't see the ones we had." Not that he'd sell those, no. But if one just so happened to go missing for a while. Well, he couldn't be held accountable any more than anyone else in the office.

His face sobered at the comment about Jake's naysayers, knowing he'd been considered in that camp for the longest time. Still, he nodded. "Yeah, well, they would have had even less of an idea what they were talking about." Turning back to face Marco, he ran a hand through his hair. "Besides, the good/evil dichotomy is too convoluted here for people to have any room to talk. So long as they stay relatively safe, they don't ask questions.

"Speaking of risking bodily harm- you ready to face Ceridwen, yet?"

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