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James S. Potter the Greatest has moves like Jagger (king_james) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2010-01-30 21:14:00

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alexandra winchester, damon salvatore, dorian gray, emmett frost, james sirius potter, lulu, needy lesnicki, peter pettigrew, sirius black (younger)

what the bloody fucking hell is this mad shite//11111 where the hell am/ do you know what i was doing before i was pulled by an effing tornado ... There. I can yell at whoever the hell is responsible for this shit properly now. DO YOU KNOW WHERE I WAS BEFORE I WAS PULLED HERE BY WHATEVER THE HELL THAT WAS!? A TORNADO! In SCOTLAND!? BLOODY FUCKING BUGGERING SODDING HELL AND DAMNATION AND FUCK! ~~I said that already didn't I?~~ The WEIRD SISTERS! It was OPENING NIGHT of my band's first tour with the fucking WEIRD SISTERS! Not opening with them! Not the side show! One of the MAIN ones! And flying my way there and I get sucked here. I want answers and I want them now. Where am I? How did I get here? Yes, other than the obvious. It's rather difficult to miss a tornado. And why was there a tornado involved. How do I get back? I need to get back. My manager is going to geld me. And that's only after my Nana Molly rips me a new one for missing the celebratory dinner she's prepared. The entire family is going to be there. Do you know how bloody difficult to get all of us in one place these days? Just you wait. What the shitting hell! Godric. I don't care what dad says. Any woman who can kick Bellatrix Lestrange's arse is a woman to fear. I'm not taking the blame for this. Not when it isn't even my damned fault. You lot can tell my Nana why her grandson couldn't make the celebration. You can go right ahead and tell my mum too. And my aunt 'Mione. And my aunt Fleur. In fact, go right ahead and tell the lot of them.

Oh, and yeah. Great-aunt Petunia's throwing me her own the week later. Have fun with that. The telling her. Because I am not going to do so.

I'll just sit back and watch.

My manners. Almost forgot them. James Sirius Potter. At your service. Sorry about the bit of ranting ~~not really. Bloody fucking hell. Almost dropped MY GUITAR. MY GUITAR. DO YOU KNOW WH~~ I do autographs. Even on the skin.

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	princess_alex 2010-01-31 02:28 am UTC (link)
	Wow. Check [this] out for starters. That'll explain the tornado, even if it's a bit bright. Don't know what you're gonna tell um, Nana Molly or um, your manager. Good luck. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	king_james 2010-01-31 02:44 am UTC (link)
	I'd say you were barmy, except for the fact that I did what the ridiculously bright page asked me to do and it seems that I am the lead singer of Lifehouse. Which currently has me thinking that we've both gone mad. It says that there are portkeys? Those are where I'm from. From my .. world. Reality. Whatever. And other wizards? Cheers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	princess_alex 2010-01-31 02:50 am UTC (link)
	Well, that'd be par for the course, especially with my family. Is 'mad' normal for yours? ... really? And where is your reality that there are wizards? Mine has gods, goddesses, ghosts, vampires- Well, I grew up here, so take that as you will. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

king_james
2010-01-31 02:57 am UTC (link)

We're made up of Wealsey's. Of course it is. Though I reckon that means nothing here. However, yeah, it's rather normal for my family. My nana had seven children and they, except for my uncle Charlie who is off with the dragons, all had kids. It's interesting getting us all in one place. Everyone yelling over each other, hexing people, having their tongues swelled and turned purple ... is an normal, functional Weasley family dinner. Now, when we're having a party. Now that's when things start getting real interesting.

Er, well. Can't say I know the answer of that. Think aunt 'Mione was arguing with my uncle Percy once about the possibilities of these things. We're on Earth, though. If that's what you mean. Here? Is strange. No offense. We've got ghosts and vampires too. Trolls, goblins, werewolves, and a bunch of other creatures. Not the other stuff.

	diamondking 2010-01-31 02:33 am UTC (link)
	Child, this post makes my eyeballs hurt. On the other hand, I do love a man who isn't afraid to scream out a string of obscenities. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	king_james 2010-01-31 02:47 am UTC (link)
	Child? I don't know who you think you are, mate, but you barely look older than I am on the little picture thingy. Yeah? Stick around. Might be happening more frequently. And happy to oblige. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	diamondking 2010-01-31 02:52 am UTC (link)
	Child isn't necessarily an age darling, it can also be a state of mind. Oh how you tease. I'm Emmett Frost. Trust me, dear, I'm worth knowing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_james 2010-01-31 02:50 am UTC (link)
	Better London than Boston. At least that would have been familiar. You're new as well then? Nice to meet you. Is that what muggles say over a computer or is there some slang that I'm missing? Been ages since a Muggle Studies class. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)