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[Jun. 10th, 2008|10:30 am] |
( Nathan ) |
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[May. 15th, 2008|10:17 pm] |
Um, I appear to be a little... lost?
Could someone help me? |
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[May. 12th, 2008|06:31 pm] |
I've been scarce lately..
It's just...I'm going to have a daughter.
I never thought it would happen again. |
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[May. 12th, 2008|04:05 pm] |
I rather miss being home. |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|03:46 pm] |
Oh thank you GOD, I'm normal again. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|08:08 pm] |
This isn't funny anymore. At all. |
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[Feb. 14th, 2008|10:09 pm] |
( Arthur ) |
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[Feb. 4th, 2008|10:12 am] |
People of New York City:
I have declared the city in a state of emergency. All available military and medical personnel will be directed to the city. Once this atrocity is over and the dust has settled, our first priority is going to be rebuilding after this disaster. Any and all funds we have at our disposal will be available to those who've had their homes and businesses destroyed.
New York City has withstood worse than this destruction, and it will withstand anything else the world has to throw at it. We as a people are strong, we will survive. I will be working closely with the Mayor of our fair city to make sure that everybody who needs it has help. Shelters will be opened in Madison Square Garden, Central Park, Shea Stadium, Yankee Stadium and Nassau Coliseum as needed. All relief efforts will be coordinated from One Police Plaza.
I pledge to you as the governor of this fair state that I will do all within my power to help the citizens of New York City and any and all citizens of the State of New York to ensure that each and every one of you is taken care of. |
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[Jan. 31st, 2008|12:11 am] |
Hey Jonas? Sorry I've been scarce. How are you?
( Caitlin )
( Claire ) |
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[Jan. 30th, 2008|07:22 pm] |
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Newspaper's dated 2008.
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What happened t'the last 25 years? |
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[Jan. 21st, 2008|03:10 pm] |
Oh thank GOD that's over.
I never thought I'd be so happy to wake up wearing someone else's shirt. |
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[Jan. 19th, 2008|12:28 pm] |
Dear universe;
Whenever you decide to stop fucking with me, and my family, do give me a call. I'd like to know when it's safe to give a damn again.
I'll be waiting.
No love whatsoever,
Me
( Private (readable by godly types) )
I need a fucking drink. Or three. |
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[Jan. 19th, 2008|10:56 am] |
...fuck.
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.
Well, at least if I'm not dead now I'll be dead soon. |
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[Jan. 18th, 2008|10:46 pm] |
Oh thank god the naked shit went away.
Now if only I wasn't a fucking KID anymore . . . |
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[Jan. 16th, 2008|10:40 pm] |
. . . Oh fucking hell.
This is NOT funny. |
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[Jan. 15th, 2008|02:30 am] |
This is really fucking inconvenient.
Not only am I naked, I can't even create a fucking illusion.
I really want to hit someone. |
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[Jan. 8th, 2008|10:42 pm] |
I miss him. |
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