| Not a good Hallow-weenie. |
[Dec. 6th, 2008|03:28 am] |
What's the deal with this acid-laced, cracked-out crazy world dominated by Oompa-Loompas with extremely dodgy web developing qualifications? My God, a man can't even buy a copy of Dog FancyGentleman's Quarterly now without being assailed by limb-shedding corpses of the undead, or maybe that last time it was just Barbara Cartland posthumously signing her last novel at Borders, I'm not sure.
But lo, this Hallowe'en, evil pagan liberal holiday that it is, I ventured out, braving the bawling hordes of children dressed up like root vegetables and Tinky Winky to visit my adoring public and suddenly, there were zombies everywhere, the undead feasting on the brains of hapless citizens with a stunning swiftness that defied the laws of physics. It took me back to the Republican National Convention all over again.
Good times.
But folks, you know things are bad when shambling reanimated corpses are trundling around town without anything to do but get up in your skull. First they want your brains, then they're going to want something totally ridiculous, like equal rights under the law, and the right to get post-mortemly and post-brain-gorgingly hitched. I've got a plan to stop this madness, right here and now, before the next outbreak of graveyard shenanigans:
I call it, "Proposition 10."
I plan on getting funding for my movement from that niche, fundamentalist group, known as The Living Who Would Rather Like To Not Have Their Brains Eaten, Thank You Very Much. |
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[Nov. 7th, 2008|11:02 pm] |
Okay, fine, Esk, I'll give it a try. If I don't like it, I'm quitting.
And boyfriend, I can so kick your butt if you make fun of me. |
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[Oct. 30th, 2008|07:28 pm] |
HEY! YOU SUCK AT LEAVING HINTS, MOM! |
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[Oct. 30th, 2008|07:22 pm] |
( Private )
Meh, I'm not feeling the Halloween spirit this year. |
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[Sep. 29th, 2008|04:55 pm] |
It is far too quiet here. I wonder if I should be concerned.
( Buffy ) |
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[Sep. 13th, 2008|06:54 am] |
It would appear that I am once again a librarian once again. Amazing how things come full circle. |
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[Sep. 4th, 2008|10:07 pm] |
( Jade )
( Gojyo )
( The whole Halliwell Family )
So I have decided that being here isn't so bad after all...except for who I took over for, I really wish I could change that. |
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[Sep. 2nd, 2008|05:50 pm] |
So. Sorry to anyone I embarrassed too much last night, like myself.
( Jade ) |
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[Sep. 1st, 2008|09:14 pm] |
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Henry!
Herny!
Guess what?
♥ |
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[Aug. 26th, 2008|03:51 am] |
As much as I hate this infernal machine, this is what I was told would be the way to get answers here...
If only I had my texts, I could research what just happened.
How did I end up here? Was it a portal? Is Buffy safe? There is also Willow, Dawn, and Xander to be concerned about as well.
This is certainly not the time for me to be unavailable for them. |
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[Jul. 25th, 2008|06:02 pm] |
Am I grounded for a year? |
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[Jul. 21st, 2008|09:52 pm] |
God, where can a girl get booze around here without an ID? C'mon, I know one of you fellas wants to buy me a drink. Make it worth your while. |
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[Jul. 17th, 2008|08:10 pm] |
Blah.
Naruto, let's go out somewhere tomorrow. |
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[Jun. 4th, 2008|08:01 pm] |
( Jade )
I need a fucking drink. |
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[May. 28th, 2008|05:51 pm] |
I want to switch schools. |
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[May. 13th, 2008|06:24 pm] |
I was walking Goku today and we saw a fox and he started chasing it. I wonder if he's trying to tell me something. |
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[Apr. 28th, 2008|08:45 pm] |
I love Jackie Chan! And Jet Li, ommg hee!
That movie was so awesome! Hee! Goku! |
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[Apr. 20th, 2008|01:19 pm] |
Naruto, we should go bowling! |
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[Mar. 28th, 2008|12:38 pm] |
( Moms ) |
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[Mar. 27th, 2008|09:27 pm] |
Kai, why aren't you answering your fucking phone. I could really use some back up. |
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[Mar. 20th, 2008|09:09 pm] |
Geometry sucks. |
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[Mar. 6th, 2008|07:55 pm] |
I kissed a girl! |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|08:25 pm] |
( Private )
( Reno )
It's nice having somebody to sit next to in class. |
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[Mar. 4th, 2008|09:42 pm] |
We so need to go on Jerry Springer. |
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[Mar. 4th, 2008|07:54 pm] |
Mom! Ma!
I'm dating a girl! |
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[Mar. 4th, 2008|06:11 pm] |
Not again. |
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[Feb. 21st, 2008|01:15 pm] |
Hey, moms. I want to host a bridal shower for you guys. When's good for everybody? |
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[Jan. 21st, 2008|06:05 pm] |
Whoo, back to normal.
Why do my gums still hurt? Blah. Growing teeth in 2 seconds kinda sucks. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|07:14 pm] |
( Parents )
Hey, Naruto? You haven't had anything crazy happen to you yet, have you? |
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[Jan. 11th, 2008|10:34 pm] |
We should probably figure out a date. |
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