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Tweak says, "I don't like you. Leave!"

Lilith (ontop) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-04-20 12:49:00

Current mood:	accomplished
Entry tags:	eve, god, lilith, lucifer, mary, nicholas wolfwood

I don't know what this Bible thing is about. I need to read it when I have nothing better to do than sit on my ass and waste my time on however many pages. It's some long winded shit. I don't think I'm going to like it. The way those kids were talking about God being all knowing and good and all that bullshit. And Jesus. I don't know who that is, but he loves little children and that sounds wrong to me. I've loved many a person, but never a little child. No one seemed upset by it, either. Like loving children is okay. This place is strange.

Maybe it's just me, I don't know.

So I asked these kids who it was that taught them all this shit. And they said it was me. I replaced some God-lover. A God-lover with ugly clothes, at that. You should look at some of the shit in this closet. But anyway. They said I was a Sunday school teacher. Which, thanks to the internet, I now know means someone who teaches about religion. Which means teaching about God. Teaching happy lies about God being sweet and merciful and loving. Fucking figures, right?

So when little Timmy asked me what God was like, I told him the honest answer. Poor boy's been lied to all his life, he deserves to know the truth, right? God's an asshole who will happily create you, fuck around with you, and then toss you aside when He gets bored. I told them my story. None of them knew about it. Some of the kids didn't like that so much. Their parents liked it even less.

So I'm out a job.

Oops.

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	ontop 2008-04-20 06:30 pm UTC (link)
	Where'd I make a big deal out of it? I'm honest. I'm speaking my mind. What sort of benefits? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

gunslingrpriest
2008-04-20 06:34 pm UTC (link)

You asked if it would be worth your time. It's alcohol, which people who consume it generally believe to be worth their time. So you were sizing me up, unless you've never had beer before. Generally, women only size up men they want to fuck, and vice versa. You're sexy and all, and I wouldn't say no if you wanted to fuck, but mostly I just wanted to have a drink with you, since it's been a while since I could interact with a woman as anything but a priest.

Free housing, mostly. And the possibility of running the orphanage, which is what I really want to do.

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	ontop 2008-04-20 06:42 pm UTC (link)
	Women only size men up when they want sex? You've gotta be joking me. Women here aren't really like that, are they? Right. You like little children, too, huh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gunslingrpriest 2008-04-20 06:45 pm UTC (link)
	From what I can tell. I'm not exactly equipped to know, am I? Yeah. But not like that. I just want to make sure their lives aren't as fucked up as mine. Orphanages are rough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ontop 2008-04-20 06:48 pm UTC (link)
	Well, you always could try and take the time out to ask and talk to and maybe even understand women. But that'd be a lot of work. That's nice enough, I guess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gunslingrpriest 2008-04-20 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, but that usually happens over drinks, and I'm guessing that a no, then. Beside, when did you ask a man what he's thinking or feeling? Glad I meet your approval (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ontop 2008-04-20 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	I got better things to do, sugar. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gunslingrpriest 2008-04-20 07:04 pm UTC (link)
	Figured as much. Good luck with everything. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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