Actually, I'm just bored and want a drink. And believe me, if I want sex, I still don't need a vagina for that. I offered you a drink, and you were the one who made a big deal out of it.
I don't try to convert people, actually. I'm supposed to, but I don't. The people who listen to me spew bullshit are already believers. I just tell them pretty lies and reap thebenefits of their delusion.