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Tweak says, "the lion and the lamb"

Duncan Theirin (shieldson) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-11-05 17:29:00

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duncan theirin, hope xavier lensherr, jack hotchner, leandra theirin, melora hawke, miranda theirin, stefan hawke, thomas pendragon, zelda mccoy

Man, I'm sure that was the worst Halloween we've had in years. They really didn't want to stop coming, did they?

So, for those of you who hadn't heard, we have a plan: beach party. There will be a bonfire, more hot dogs and roast marshmallows and whatever than we can stand, absolutely no smiting things, and generally taking it easy for a day. Who's in? Last one to comment gets buried in the sand, I say. Where's warm this time of year?

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	Duncan putoutthefire 2011-11-07 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	You're adorable, don't worry, you'll find someone. Maybe! I don't know, Mom told me once fairies age differently, so a half-fae should probably be the same. I mean, I was five-five when I was eight, so it strikes me as pretty likely. She's like, two hundred something right now, and she's a young fairy. Pretty sure. It's kind of his thing. That's what he does. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Zelda

shieldson
2011-11-07 11:31 pm UTC (link)

Eh, not so worried about it right now. I mean, sure, I'd love to have a girlfriend again, but I'm not in a rush. It'll happen when it happens. How to keep myself from going crazy while thinking about sex while I wait, that's the bigger problem. Solution, buckets, like I said.

...does that mean instead of being sixteen you're actually eleven or something and just really tall? Because that makes this whole conversation much more strange.

Okay, and why do you like this guy, in that case?

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Duncan

putoutthefire
2011-11-07 11:35 pm UTC (link)

Or, you know. Right hands. Or left, depending on how you are. It happens!

What? Ew, no, it just means fairies enter adulthood - okay, you know what? I have no idea, and I'm grossed out now, and I'm just going to run with the fact that I have boobs and - dammit, Duncan, you fucking suck.

Because I just do. Because when he smiles my legs go all jelly-like, and when he hugs me I feel safe and protected and just perfect. Dunno.

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Zelda

shieldson
2011-11-07 11:45 pm UTC (link)

I am not discussing that with a pretty girl, even if she is my friend and not at all interested in me, thanks very much. Some things a guy has to keep to himself.

So I'm often told. Ah, don't worry about it Zel. You're your own category.

Oh. Actually, that makes a lot of sense, that'd be hard to resist. ...in that case, damn. If he does break your heart, can I kick his head in for being an idiot? Or at least will you promise to find me and I can buy you a gallon of ice cream or something afterwards?

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	Duncan putoutthefire 2011-11-07 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not that pretty, you doofus. And everyone does it, it's not like you've invented some zero-gravity subspace wormhole to do it for you. ... unless you have, in which case, I want to know about it. Like I said, you're sweet, don't worry about it. When he does, you can buy me a load of ice cream and we'll go paintballing. It's kind of like both. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zelda shieldson 2011-11-08 09:36 am UTC (link)
	What are you, blind? Yes you are. Even when you're scowling. And sure everyone does it, but that doesn't mean I'm going to talk about it! Now that is a good plan. We should do that anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Duncan putoutthefire 2011-11-08 05:50 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know, I don't think anyone really thinks they're that hot. And if they do, they're twats. Sweet, let me know when you want to, and we'll do it up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zelda shieldson 2011-11-08 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	Point. But for the record, yes, you're pretty. Let's save it until after the beach party, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Duncan putoutthefire 2011-11-08 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	I kind of wish you were older, you know. Works for me. I need a new bathing suit, wanna come with? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zelda shieldson 2011-11-08 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	Huh? Why? ...are you seriously asking me to go swimsuit shopping? You haven't forgotten the whole eighteen-year-old guy thing, have you? It's gonna take either bribes or threats. Or more likely both. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Duncan putoutthefire 2011-11-08 08:31 pm UTC (link)
	No reason. ... you're saying you don't want to ogle me in bikinis for an hour, go to Gamestop, and then get mall pizza. Really? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zelda shieldson 2011-11-08 08:53 pm UTC (link)
	No reason. Right. Insert dubious eyebrow expression here. ...damn it, you make a good argument. Fine. But no more than an hour of swimsuits even if they are bikinis, and there better be milkshakes to go with that pizza. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Duncan putoutthefire 2011-11-08 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	I counter with a lecherous eyebrow expression. I can do that, I dig milkshakes. And come on, GameStop! COD3 is coming out soon! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zelda shieldson 2011-11-08 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	I've said it before and will no doubt say it again: you're evil. Oh, it was a key part of your plan's success, that game's a classic. ...damn it, I just realized, I now have to wait twenty years for the third Wyvern Wars game to be released. Damn damn damn damn damn. Jumping back in time sucks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Duncan putoutthefire 2011-11-08 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	Yup, I even have a labcoat. Innit just? It's so cute how all of these games are still on CDs, and yeah, it totally does. I just realized all of my favorite bands haven't even been born yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zelda shieldson 2011-11-08 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	Can you do a maniacal laugh? Because if so you probably need to be stopped before it's too late. Don't get me started. The woman of my dreams is five. Five. I'm in mourning. Though at least the advantage of liking music that's several hundred years old is that it's still around. Take that, everyone who teased me in eighth grade. Hah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Duncan putoutthefire 2011-11-08 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	I think my first word was a maniacal laugh. My favorite band is the Rolling Stones, I'm good. Though it makes Daddy blink. He's convinced I'm a mutant that's too much like him for my own good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zelda shieldson 2011-11-09 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	Tell me you also have an evil plan for taking over the world and I'm going to have to declare you my arch-nemesis. And go buy a cape. The Stones are cool. Though I wouldn't put it past you to do that just to get to him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Duncan putoutthefire 2011-11-09 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	Nope, I want to be a neurologist. Though I guess you could argue it's just because I want to get into people's heads in an evil way or something. Nah, I just have a crush on early seventies Charlie Watts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zelda shieldson 2011-11-10 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	I knew it. You want to be a mad scientist. Or a crazy brain-experimenting doctor. Similar thing. Trust you to want to make getting into people's heads literal. Really? His nose is weird. Why not Keith? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Duncan putoutthefire 2011-11-10 04:59 pm UTC (link)
	Actually, I want to work with stroke patients most, hopefully to make the recovery process easier, or even develop a drug to eliminate them entirely. Because he ends up melting, duh. I might have a soft spot for playboy douches, but not so much the melty ones. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zelda shieldson 2011-11-10 06:53 pm UTC (link)
	Does that I mean I don't get a cape and cowl? Damn. I bet I'd look suave with a cape. Seriously, that's an impressive ambition, Zel. With your brains you'll do it, too, if anyone can. All right, I can't argue with that one. He does look like a wax statue that's been left out in the sun too long. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Duncan putoutthefire 2011-11-10 07:27 pm UTC (link)
	Duncan, if you want a cape, we'll get you a cape. It just seems like the worst thing ever, going from fine one minute to not the next, and so frustrating. It's my worst fear. See? Not sexy. And I like drums, they're the primal driving force behind any band. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zelda shieldson 2011-11-11 10:55 am UTC (link)
	Nah, it needs to be a cape with purpose. No nemesis, no cape. Huh, I hadn't thought of it like that. But you're right. From lights on to lights out in a snap of the fingers. That, I can't argue with. Too bad we can't use the vortex to go a bit further back in time and get to a concert. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Duncan putoutthefire 2011-11-11 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	That's a super good point. Otherwise you're just the git with the cape. And some people stay sharp but just can't move the way they used to. Being trapped in your own body is the worst thing I can think of. Oooh, that would be fantastic! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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