Zelda
I am not discussing that with a pretty girl, even if she is my friend and not at all interested in me, thanks very much. Some things a guy has to keep to himself.
So I'm often told. Ah, don't worry about it Zel. You're your own category.
Oh. Actually, that makes a lot of sense, that'd be hard to resist. ...in that case, damn. If he does break your heart, can I kick his head in for being an idiot? Or at least will you promise to find me and I can buy you a gallon of ice cream or something afterwards?