Zelda
Eh, not so worried about it right now. I mean, sure, I'd love to have a girlfriend again, but I'm not in a rush. It'll happen when it happens. How to keep myself from going crazy while thinking about sex while I wait, that's the bigger problem. Solution, buckets, like I said.
...does that mean instead of being sixteen you're actually eleven or something and just really tall? Because that makes this whole conversation much more strange.