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Tweak says, "It's only time"

Kitt (knight_2000) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2010-01-16 02:38:00

Current mood:	crushed
Entry tags:	alexandra winchester, calliope sedant, cameron mitchell, davis drew, elise knight, hattie jackson, henriette stillman, jennifer knight, kitt 2

Apparently, I have no emotions other than those dictated to me by my programming.

Marry me, Jennifer. Re-program me.

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Calliope

knight_2000
2010-01-16 09:39 am UTC (link)

... I beg your pardon?

In a manner of speaking? I'm sorry. Now you've confused me. Unless you mean only via these boards, rather than in person.

Really? I'm not quite sure how to take that, but I'm sure she would suddenly decide to be your best friend if she hears you say that as well.

I've never quite understood the appeal of shopping, but to each their own.

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	Kitt the_redlady 2010-01-16 09:41 am UTC (link)
	I'm a vampire, I wonder what all vampires taste like. That's exactly what I mean. I like a woman with a vindictive streak. I'm mean that way. And I don't know why I like shopping, but I do. I think it's because of the freedom. I can buy whatever I like. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Calliope

knight_2000
2010-01-16 09:46 am UTC (link)

... I'm not a vampire. But I can assure you, I have blood. It would probably have a metallic tang to it, due to the electronics. And let's not forget the copious amounts of alcohol I've been consuming - but only the best single malt scotch, I assure you.

Thank goodness. I had thought this was some strange new concept of time I wasn't previously aware of.

Then the two of you will get along famously, I'm sure. She's cruel, as well. And she likes handcuffs.

I have always been surrounded by money, even now. I suppose it's lost its allure.

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Kitt

the_redlady
2010-01-16 09:49 am UTC (link)

Imagine living in a world surrounded by really fascinating cake. And that doesn't sound bad at all.

Oh, I'll let this universe manipulate time and space, I've got other things to do.

And I don't want to steal you away, so I'm non-threatening. And handcuffs are nice, but severing motor function by removing tendons surgically, cauterizing, and allowing for it to heal is better.

It's less the money and more being allowed out to do what I wish.

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	Calliope knight_2000 2010-01-16 09:54 am UTC (link)
	I... suppose when you put it that way... ? Should I be worried, Calliope? Indeed. It is a strange world we live in. I'm sure she'd find that the best part of all. Please don't give her any ideas, Calliope. She's already insane as it is. Who keeps you restricted? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kitt the_redlady 2010-01-16 10:45 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't feed on you unless you asked. Food's easy to come by, people who aren't scared of me aren't. Oh, fine, I won't pass on any tidbits. I'll be sweetness and light and adorable. Nobody for a while, but there was a point in my life where I wasn't able to move for a decade. I don't speak of it often. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Calliope knight_2000 2010-01-16 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	I would offer myself if I could be assured that it would prevent your feeding on innocent people. Somehow I don't think you could guarantee that. ... I'm glad you see things my way. I would listen, if you wished to talk about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kitt the_redlady 2010-01-16 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I wouldn't guarantee that. It's illogical, and completely contrary to my nature. You're welcome. You don't want to hear it, and I don't want to think about it. Being human isn't anything I like dwelling on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Calliope knight_2000 2010-01-16 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	And sadly, I figured that would be your answer. But do let me know if you ever change your mind. You know, Calliope, it's ironic. Being human isn't anything I like dwelling on, either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kitt the_redlady 2010-01-17 05:53 am UTC (link)
	Nobody's really innocent anyway. But I'll munch on you anyway, if you want me to. Or if your lady doesn't mind. It's nothing to want, either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Calliope knight_2000 2010-01-17 05:58 am UTC (link)
	It's not a question of whether or not I want you to, it's whether or not it will keep you from harming someone else. If it will, then you are welcome to do so. I used to think I did. I was wrong. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kitt the_redlady 2010-01-17 06:00 am UTC (link)
	I told you, I don't kill most of the people I eat. I prefer to make that last. I'm glad I'm not anymore, if I ever really was. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Calliope knight_2000 2010-01-17 06:02 am UTC (link)
	Yes, you did. But if you had a regular, would you need to find anyone else? I could transform back fully into my other form if I wished, but it is very limiting when one is often alone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kitt the_redlady 2010-01-17 06:04 am UTC (link)
	To eat? No. To play with? Of course. Would you tell a cat to stop playin giwth mice? ... being a car? You know, I don't know how to drive. I still remember horses, and I've lived in New York for far too long. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Calliope knight_2000 2010-01-17 06:07 am UTC (link)
	No. And I can't help who you play with. But I will offer myself as a steady blood supply, if you wish. Yes. I could easily teach you how to drive. Funny - I've never ridden a horse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kitt the_redlady 2010-01-17 06:10 am UTC (link)
	Are you sure Jennifer won't get jealous? I suppose I could always give you bags and an IV, but that's never really the same. Oh, see, now I know you're trying to get me into trouble. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Calliope knight_2000 2010-01-17 06:14 am UTC (link)
	I am absolutely certain she would, if she found out. She'll just have to not find out. ... I really don't think I could stick myself with a needle and draw my own blood. But it's the fun kind of trouble, Calliope. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kitt the_redlady 2010-01-17 06:18 am UTC (link)
	Oh, it's not that hard once you figure out how, but to be honest, I don't need to feed that frequently anyway. I might call on you once a week at most, and only if you agree with my stomach. Is it now. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're trying to get me killed. Well, that's never stopped me from doing anything before. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Calliope knight_2000 2010-01-17 06:19 am UTC (link)
	But I'd have to watch it, and I'd just rather not. What part do you feed on? Neck, wrist? Other? How would I be trying to get you killed? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kitt the_redlady 2010-01-17 06:22 am UTC (link)
	It really depends on the person. I've used all of those, I had one regular who liked his femoral artery. I've also just been messy and ripped out throats, but I'm keeping you alive, don't you worry. Luring me out into the open like this, and a jealous missus to boot. Women scorned and all that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Calliope knight_2000 2010-01-17 06:26 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure I know WHY he liked his femoral artery used. I do appreciate the fact that I'll be staying alive, though. That's comforting. I like you too much to want you to be hurt, Calliope. I'm sure we'll figure out a way to keep you safe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kitt the_redlady 2010-01-17 06:28 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I know why too. Men are generally perverted. And of course you'll stay alive! At my age, being interested by someone means I won't kill them. I've been working as a bodyguard for oh, at least a hundred and seventy-five years. It's called a .45, Kitt. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Calliope knight_2000 2010-01-17 06:32 am UTC (link)
	I suppose I really don't have a leg to stand on there. ... Get it? A leg to stand on? ... It wasn't very funny, I know. I'd like to know more of your history. It might take my mind off things while you're... feeding. I wouldn't want you to hurt Jennifer. She's crazy, but she doesn't deserve to die. I don't get along well with guns. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kitt the_redlady 2010-01-17 06:35 am UTC (link)
	Har har. And what would you like to know? I only would if she lunged at me. But fine, I won't bring any firearms. I'll just carry my Old Faithful, and I bring that everywhere. No, I'm not telling you what or where, suffice it to say I would defend myself against the hot jealous girl. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Calliope

knight_2000
2010-01-17 06:43 am UTC (link)

I do my best. I wasn't programmed for comedy. If my former partner were here, he'd confirm that for you. I would like to know about your life, Calliope. The things you done and seen, the people you've met.

... I can't guarantee she wouldn't. But I appreciate the concession. I know you would, but I would still ask that you don't permanently harm her. She IS the mother of my child, after all.

You know, I could attempt to scan you to find out about this 'Old Faithful', but I won't.