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Tweak says, "le sigh"

Kitt (knight_2000) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2010-01-16 02:38:00

Current mood:	crushed
Entry tags:	alexandra winchester, calliope sedant, cameron mitchell, davis drew, elise knight, hattie jackson, henriette stillman, jennifer knight, kitt 2

Apparently, I have no emotions other than those dictated to me by my programming.

Marry me, Jennifer. Re-program me.

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	Kitt the_redlady 2010-01-16 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I wouldn't guarantee that. It's illogical, and completely contrary to my nature. You're welcome. You don't want to hear it, and I don't want to think about it. Being human isn't anything I like dwelling on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Calliope knight_2000 2010-01-16 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	And sadly, I figured that would be your answer. But do let me know if you ever change your mind. You know, Calliope, it's ironic. Being human isn't anything I like dwelling on, either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kitt the_redlady 2010-01-17 05:53 am UTC (link)
	Nobody's really innocent anyway. But I'll munch on you anyway, if you want me to. Or if your lady doesn't mind. It's nothing to want, either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Calliope knight_2000 2010-01-17 05:58 am UTC (link)
	It's not a question of whether or not I want you to, it's whether or not it will keep you from harming someone else. If it will, then you are welcome to do so. I used to think I did. I was wrong. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kitt the_redlady 2010-01-17 06:00 am UTC (link)
	I told you, I don't kill most of the people I eat. I prefer to make that last. I'm glad I'm not anymore, if I ever really was. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Calliope knight_2000 2010-01-17 06:02 am UTC (link)
	Yes, you did. But if you had a regular, would you need to find anyone else? I could transform back fully into my other form if I wished, but it is very limiting when one is often alone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kitt the_redlady 2010-01-17 06:04 am UTC (link)
	To eat? No. To play with? Of course. Would you tell a cat to stop playin giwth mice? ... being a car? You know, I don't know how to drive. I still remember horses, and I've lived in New York for far too long. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Calliope knight_2000 2010-01-17 06:07 am UTC (link)
	No. And I can't help who you play with. But I will offer myself as a steady blood supply, if you wish. Yes. I could easily teach you how to drive. Funny - I've never ridden a horse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kitt the_redlady 2010-01-17 06:10 am UTC (link)
	Are you sure Jennifer won't get jealous? I suppose I could always give you bags and an IV, but that's never really the same. Oh, see, now I know you're trying to get me into trouble. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Calliope knight_2000 2010-01-17 06:14 am UTC (link)
	I am absolutely certain she would, if she found out. She'll just have to not find out. ... I really don't think I could stick myself with a needle and draw my own blood. But it's the fun kind of trouble, Calliope. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kitt the_redlady 2010-01-17 06:18 am UTC (link)
	Oh, it's not that hard once you figure out how, but to be honest, I don't need to feed that frequently anyway. I might call on you once a week at most, and only if you agree with my stomach. Is it now. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're trying to get me killed. Well, that's never stopped me from doing anything before. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Calliope knight_2000 2010-01-17 06:19 am UTC (link)
	But I'd have to watch it, and I'd just rather not. What part do you feed on? Neck, wrist? Other? How would I be trying to get you killed? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kitt the_redlady 2010-01-17 06:22 am UTC (link)
	It really depends on the person. I've used all of those, I had one regular who liked his femoral artery. I've also just been messy and ripped out throats, but I'm keeping you alive, don't you worry. Luring me out into the open like this, and a jealous missus to boot. Women scorned and all that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Calliope knight_2000 2010-01-17 06:26 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure I know WHY he liked his femoral artery used. I do appreciate the fact that I'll be staying alive, though. That's comforting. I like you too much to want you to be hurt, Calliope. I'm sure we'll figure out a way to keep you safe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kitt the_redlady 2010-01-17 06:28 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I know why too. Men are generally perverted. And of course you'll stay alive! At my age, being interested by someone means I won't kill them. I've been working as a bodyguard for oh, at least a hundred and seventy-five years. It's called a .45, Kitt. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Calliope knight_2000 2010-01-17 06:32 am UTC (link)
	I suppose I really don't have a leg to stand on there. ... Get it? A leg to stand on? ... It wasn't very funny, I know. I'd like to know more of your history. It might take my mind off things while you're... feeding. I wouldn't want you to hurt Jennifer. She's crazy, but she doesn't deserve to die. I don't get along well with guns. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kitt the_redlady 2010-01-17 06:35 am UTC (link)
	Har har. And what would you like to know? I only would if she lunged at me. But fine, I won't bring any firearms. I'll just carry my Old Faithful, and I bring that everywhere. No, I'm not telling you what or where, suffice it to say I would defend myself against the hot jealous girl. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Calliope

knight_2000
2010-01-17 06:43 am UTC (link)

I do my best. I wasn't programmed for comedy. If my former partner were here, he'd confirm that for you. I would like to know about your life, Calliope. The things you done and seen, the people you've met.

... I can't guarantee she wouldn't. But I appreciate the concession. I know you would, but I would still ask that you don't permanently harm her. She IS the mother of my child, after all.

You know, I could attempt to scan you to find out about this 'Old Faithful', but I won't.

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	Kitt the_redlady 2010-01-17 06:52 am UTC (link)
	And what were you programmed for? I won't permanently harm her. Temporarily, yes, and only if she lunges at me first. It's my favorite scalpel. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Calliope knight_2000 2010-01-17 06:55 am UTC (link)
	Law enforcement. A field I've not dabbled in in many, many years now. I could live with that. ... Interesting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kitt the_redlady 2010-01-17 06:57 am UTC (link)
	Oh, that's ironic. Good. Told you, I'm a doctor. I got training to help the corporation I worked for keep its human employees intact. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Calliope knight_2000 2010-01-17 07:02 am UTC (link)
	Isn't it, though? Still, I do miss it. And I know that's where I get my desire to protect people from, even today. Indeed. So you did. May I ask, Calliope - how do you reconcile your activities with your Hippocratic oath? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kitt the_redlady 2010-01-17 07:07 am UTC (link)
	We're all the sum of our histories, like it or not. Reconcile? I had my fingers crossed behind my back when I took it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Calliope knight_2000 2010-01-17 07:09 am UTC (link)
	Indeed we are. Which is why I want to know more about yours. I think I've had too much to drink. I actually laughed at that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kitt the_redlady 2010-01-17 07:19 am UTC (link)
	Well, maybe I'll dangle a few tidbits for you. Sedant is my adoptive last name. I was born Calliope Elizabeth Masters. It's the truth! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)