Calliope
I do my best. I wasn't programmed for comedy. If my former partner were here, he'd confirm that for you. I would like to know about your life, Calliope. The things you done and seen, the people you've met.
... I can't guarantee she wouldn't. But I appreciate the concession. I know you would, but I would still ask that you don't permanently harm her. She IS the mother of my child, after all.
You know, I could attempt to scan you to find out about this 'Old Faithful', but I won't.